Ask the Royal We

Or JFK

Our apologies for mistaking Mr. Nixon for Mr. Bush.

Yes. And we recommend that it breathe deeply. We are of the firm opinion that it needs as much oxygenated blood as possible flowing to its head.

After supping in the late day shadows of a quiet Tinturn Abbey, can you reconcile with the actions of Henry VIII in 1536?

Is your beer pee warmer than ours?

We have read the Comperta, and we find nothing of significance therein. Suppression of Catholic corruption in Wales and elsewhere was for the good of all the people.

We do not imbibe fermented grains.

What is the 1987th digit of pi? Are pie square or round?

Is it true that when you’re really good, they call you Cracker Jack?

Dost thou like cats?

Even Earls must comb their curls,
And even kings have underthings.*


*Determined by sound actuarial studies.

When will it ever end?

OG!! OG!! OG!!

OG TUG-AHOY! OG TUG-AHOY!
OG! OG! OG!

The one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-eighty-seventh digit of pi is nine, assuming that it means the digits following the decimal; otherwise, the digit is three. Pies are round. It is appropriate for commoners to call us “your majesty”. We like certain cats, but dislike others.

Even humble people stumble
And even a servant can be observant.

That depends entirely on gravity.

Either one suits me.

Indubitably.

What do dieties call thee?

Ah. nods and makes a note

Wabbit Season or Duck Season?

Dieting is hardly an excuse for breaking protocol.

Does the sturdiness of the bridge across Lake Havasu, Arizona surprise you?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

All your WE are belong to US!