My husband has a whistle in his nose.
What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
** 99 Little Known Facts About World History
Woman enters hospital to give birth, leaves a quadruple amputee **
**The day JFK was shot
Twenty Years Ago Today**
I’m sure it was furrther back in the past, but the Dops is never wrong
**Ever work in an office/workplace where a co-worker just vanishes? **
**The day JFK was shot **
MPSIMS:
being old is better because…
Epiphany on getting old
In MPSIMS:
I am taking steps to end the most damaging friendship I’ve ever had and…
What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Has anyone seen my…Things you want but can’t seem to find.
My psycho ex-monster-in law (long)
My Daughter Broke a School Bus
People who should be forgiven allowing for all that they achieved.
In which I horrify an abortion protestor.
Bizarre errant albino hair
Death Cult - 16c religious movement?
Are you required to join a union?
What would you serve in an American Restaurant?
Do they still make suicide pills?
Why don’t you read poetry?
What’s everyone reading?
Brilliant moments/sequences in otherwise God-awful movies
Do you ever watch just excerpts of your favorite movies?
Would you vote for a bald guy for president?
Sterotypes about your country(ies) that are true
Recommend a good, non-allergenic, long-lived, smallish, indoor plant for my room.
Do you still use things that belonged to departed family?
Ever work in an office/workplace where a co-worker just vanishes?
Best time to tell my emplyer I’m quitting…and should I even quit?
MPSIMS
**Do you avoid using Starbucks’ silly size names?
Oobleck !!! **
IMHO
**
How to Cope w/a Cheap-ass Relation?
Toxoplasmosis and wandering cats **
** I am taking steps to end the most damaging friendship I’ve ever had and… **
I should be ashamed
In IMHO:
Ladies: does it upset you when a server shows too much cleavage?
**how much does “it’s just lunch” cost **
And another little gem, also from IMHO:
**Help with my resume… Real easy… What do you call the section for… **
Ever work in an office/workplace where a co-worker just vanishes?
Related Skills and experiences:
Mafia Hitman 1976 - Present.
Made people dissapear. Also known throughout the industry as the guy lots of people “know” who “takes care of things”.
References available upon request.
Right now in the Pit:
**Mina Loy: self-indulgent masturbatory cunt of a “poet”
It’s hard to be charitable nowadays**
Yeah, I guess so…
**"Small minds talk about people; mediocre minds talk about events; great minds…
Diarrhea in the jacuzzi **
um… yeah…
MPSIMS:
Diarrhea in the jacuzzi
Yale University Ceases To Stink.
Diarrhea in the jacuzzi
Does anyone want the rest of this donut?
**Diarrhea in the jacuzzi
You just KNOW it’s gonna be a shitty week when… **
It’s inevitable.
Yale University Ceases To Stink.
Thank goodness!
**On bellybutton lint and the extraction thereof
O brave new world, that has such Dopers in it
They call me … Preacher.
God’s actions as reported by Pat Robertson **
No mouse - whole lotta suck
Blacklites and a blowjob