**Disabled man forced to crawl to car by security guard
Woman enters hospital to give birth, leaves a quadruple amputee **
MPSIMS:
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Diarrhea in the jacuzzi
My Face is Green **
**Naked, but not getting dressed, in the gym locker room.
Have any of you attempted auto fellatio?
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**Maths question.
Is “maths” a Britishism? **
In IMHO:
Things you know are dumb but do anyway.
Charlotte
**Blacklites and a blowjob
Diarrhea in the jacuzzi **
The Straight Dope sums up the '70’s.
**Once upon a time, there was a duck.
Geese Is The Word **
No, I’m pretty sure it was a duck.
**State of the Union drinking game
My Face is Green **
I’m not surprised. Making “liberty” a chug word was probably a bad idea.
Is it fair to use the labels Red State / Blue State when the dichotomy is
Worshipping Graven Images
**My Face is Green
Does anyone want the rest of this donut? **
Um… you’re not selling this very well. :eek:
**Have any of you attempted auto fellatio?
Things you know are dumb but do anyway.
Aussie men beware
Giant ninjas
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What won’t you wear?
Motion-sensor paper towel dispensers
Wow, neither will I!
From MPSIMS:
I hate it when … I REALLY hate it when…
TAX TIME!!! (yeah)
Yeah, I really hate when it’s tax time, too.
A threefer…
** Geese Is The Word
Once upon a time, there was a duck.
If you’ve been wondering what that cute little bird is… **
What would you serve in an American Restaurant?
Baby’s heads
So that’s why world opinion of us is so low.
Aussie men beware
Yahoo! has a SDMB-like section now: Yahoo! Answers
Uh, thanks for the notice, mate.
In General Questions:
Cell Phone Unlocking and SIM Replacement
My cell phone got stolen how do I replace the AT&T chip?
And I would have gotten away with it, except for you meddling kids!
Has anyone on the boards have (sic) a Near Death Experience?
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
Why yes, right now, in this forum, you’re thread’s right there.
**The Vienna Boys Choir is:
Driving while on Pot **
In MPSIMS:
**Is she trying to push religion on me again? No, but…
I got a shovel! **
** What would you serve in an American Restaurant?
capatal punishment **
Not only do we serve it up, but we’re too stupid to spell it correctly