"Ask the" threads you'd like to see

In My Humble Opinion
1

I’m usually against any “ask the” threads, but I’ve recently thought “Hmm… I wish I knew a ____ so I could ask them ____”
so…

I would love to see an “ask the 1st grade teacher”, “ask the (insert political office holder)”, “ask the writer”, and less likely, “ask the hermit”.

If you fit any of the above maybe a few others would like to pick your brain.

And what “ask the” threads would you like to see?

2

Ask the Guy With Tomorrow’s Winning Lottery Numbers.

That’s about the only one I need.

3

Ask The Dyslexic guy
Ask The Amish Guy(Quite serious, although it would neeever happen.)

4

Ask the Luddite.
Ask the Unicorn.
Ask the President.
Ask the Jesus.
Ask the Iraqi ground troop.
Ask the torturer.

5

Ask the Cecil.

6

Ask the guy willing to employ NZ engineering graduates
Ask the guy who knows how to forget those annoying songs

Ask the guy who knows if you’ve locked your car
Ask the guy with a newly aquired car!

Asktheguywithakeyboardwithoutaspacebar
Ask the Guy Plummeting to His Doom
Ask them yourself
Ask John Doe
Ask the Duke Nukem Forever gametester
Ask the guy asking the Ask Me Threads

7

Ask the billionaire.
Ask the senator.

8

Ask the hitman or ask the dermatologist.

9

Ask the CIA Operative.

10

Ask the rockstar

11

Ask the test driver at Ferrari

12

Ask Bill Gates
Ask Neil Armstrong
Ask Chuck Yeager
Ask the moron who hit my truck in the employee lot while I was on a three-day trip

13

Ask the gullible billionaire.
Ask the sex starved pinup girl.
Ask the anti-Christ.
Ask D B Cooper.
Ask the Pope.
Ask the President.

14

Ask the Competent Career Counselor With Nothing Better To Do Than Help

Ask the Loan Officer At A Major Bank Who Has All The Right Tactics

Ask the Psychokinetic Car Mechanic

Ask the Really, Really Nice Person Who Says All The Nicest Things About You

Ask the Hypercaffeinated Ferret

15

Ask the (published) Graphic Novelist

Ask the Project: Paperclip Alumnus

Ask the Mayor

Ask the Meyer

Ask the Sniper

Ask the Anime Guy

Ask the Survivalist

Ask the Gunsmith

Ask Burt Rutan

Ask the Missile Boat Skipper

Ask the Skink Trapper

Ask the Obsessive List-Reader

Ask the Knight (or Dame)

Ask the Fallout Shelter Owner

Ask the Ghost Hunter

Ask the Amazonian Villager

Ask the 'Shipper

Ask the Worker at a “Marital Aid” Manufacturing Plant (Oh, come on. Who WOULDN’T want to hear from that one?)

16

Ask the Hypocrite Luddite.

17

Ask the Microsoft Programmer
Ask the bank manager

18

Ask the guy who came up with the very last “Ask the” thread.

19

Ask the Scientologist

20

Ask the Amnesiac

Ask the Person (People?) with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder)

Ask the Pedophile (first Q: where do you live exactly?)

Ask the Asexual

Ask the Engineer (as opposed to Ask the Pissed-Off Engineer)

Ask Jesus