I’m usually against any “ask the” threads, but I’ve recently thought “Hmm… I wish I knew a ____ so I could ask them ____”
so…
I would love to see an “ask the 1st grade teacher”, “ask the (insert political office holder)”, “ask the writer”, and less likely, “ask the hermit”.
If you fit any of the above maybe a few others would like to pick your brain.
And what “ask the” threads would you like to see?
3trew
April 2, 2003, 3:55am
2
Ask the Guy With Tomorrow’s Winning Lottery Numbers.
That’s about the only one I need.
Ask The Dyslexic guy
Ask The Amish Guy(Quite serious, although it would neeever happen.)
Ask the Luddite.
Ask the Unicorn.
Ask the President.
Ask the Jesus.
Ask the Iraqi ground troop.
Ask the torturer.
Ask the guy willing to employ NZ engineering graduates
Ask the guy who knows how to forget those annoying songs
Ask the guy who knows if you’ve locked your car
Ask the guy with a newly aquired car!
Asktheguywithakeyboardwithoutaspacebar
Ask the Guy Plummeting to His Doom
Ask them yourself
Ask John Doe
Ask the Duke Nukem Forever gametester
Ask the guy asking the Ask Me Threads
Ask the billionaire.
Ask the senator.
pokey
April 2, 2003, 4:48am
8
Ask the hitman or ask the dermatologist.
gouda
April 2, 2003, 6:47am
11
Ask the test driver at Ferrari
Ask Bill Gates
Ask Neil Armstrong
Ask Chuck Yeager
Ask the moron who hit my truck in the employee lot while I was on a three-day trip
Ask the gullible billionaire.
Ask the sex starved pinup girl.
Ask the anti-Christ.
Ask D B Cooper.
Ask the Pope.
Ask the President.
Ask the Competent Career Counselor With Nothing Better To Do Than Help
Ask the Loan Officer At A Major Bank Who Has All The Right Tactics
Ask the Psychokinetic Car Mechanic
Ask the Really, Really Nice Person Who Says All The Nicest Things About You
Ask the Hypercaffeinated Ferret
Ask the (published) Graphic Novelist
Ask the Project: Paperclip Alumnus
Ask the Mayor
Ask the Meyer
Ask the Sniper
Ask the Anime Guy
Ask the Survivalist
Ask the Gunsmith
Ask Burt Rutan
Ask the Missile Boat Skipper
Ask the Skink Trapper
Ask the Obsessive List-Reader
Ask the Knight (or Dame)
Ask the Fallout Shelter Owner
Ask the Ghost Hunter
Ask the Amazonian Villager
Ask the 'Shipper
Ask the Worker at a “Marital Aid” Manufacturing Plant (Oh, come on. Who WOULDN’T want to hear from that one?)
Ask the Hypocrite Luddite.
Ask the Microsoft Programmer
Ask the bank manager
Ask the guy who came up with the very last “Ask the” thread.
Ask the Amnesiac
Ask the Person (People?) with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder)
Ask the Pedophile (first Q: where do you live exactly?)
Ask the Asexual
Ask the Engineer (as opposed to Ask the Pissed-Off Engineer)
Ask Jesus