Hey, UH-M - just so you know…Swampy is a gay male…
Aw, man. You ruined it.
Don’t mind me… I just testing Sgt. Schwartz’s UH-Mness. If he can resist the manly wiles of da bear, then he is truly a (an?) UH-M.
It was getting close, swampbear, you Siren, you. But, I have managed to avoid temptation once again. I had to watch my DVD of Super Bowl XLI three times today to get over the feelings I was having.
Sgt Schwartz
Under what circumstances is it acceptable to use the word ‘fabulous’?
I have used it when describing breast and arses, but the word still has a whiff of lavender about it, is it acceptable to use?
Do you somehow find it exciting to watch all those men in tight pants patting each other on the butts and hugging each other after each td? How do you feel about those burly linemen? Those sleek QBs and Tight Ends? Do you inwardly <snerk> whenever the announcers talk about Tight Ends?
Good question, NBC. Fabulous is reserved for use only by Billy Crystal, and we all know the character he played on Soap, or so I have heard. “Luscious” is approved for use by UH-M’s when referring to breasts, and booties. Otherwise, female body parts are “Damn sexy”
You may officially update the manual.
Swampbear, I will answer your question. I am considering it right now, but Damn, where is that Girls Gone Wild video. Must watch Girls Gone wild…
Ahh, to answer: These are real H-M’s. They should be respected not used as part of a fantasy or a set up for the Uber Hetro-Male.
Damn Sirens calling to me… I’m going to re-read Maxim.
Sgt Schwartz
Heh… tight ends. If you inwardly snerk at that, I bet you guffaw when they talk about the great penetration the defensive line gets.