It's time for the return of "Hijack this thread"

Based upon the success of this thread it is time to play again.

Ready Dopers? This is the first post:

I have been married to the same woman for the last eight years. Most of the time it has been a happy marriage, but I have recently found myself looking a pron on the internet more than usual. I may spend up to four hours a day looking a pron. Is this normal? What should I do about it?

Sgt Schwartz

That’s really a coincidence, because I spend about 4 hours a day going to grocery stores so I can look a prawns. Does anyone have a good scampi recipe?

I believe you meant to type “look at prawns.”

No, silly. He wants to look at pawns.

He also has an accent on top of his chess fetish. It’s a Boston accent, so it sounds like paaaaahwns.

Actually, I just like to listen to them because of that whooshing noise they make.

Hee - check out those Google Ads!

Don’t you just love the sound of the wind whooshing through the trees?

Pretty sure you mean “Sound of Music,” already under discussion here.

I can see that this thread is pretty much about me. Speaking of me, I’m thinking about my ideas of me. And I’ve concluded that I’m the object of pretty much every me thought of every my mine human being on the I planet me.

I think Liberal’s post says far more about him than it does about me.

I am more concerned about the Liberal Postal System than I am about the Liberal Press. My Rush Limbaugh newsletters are being edited by the Liberal Post and I am getting tired of it.

Sgt Schwartz

Okay, I’m warning you all that I will GET A MOD if you don’t address my post.

Is the Liberal Press the name of the newspaper which serves a certain Kansas town known for its annual pancake race?

Does anyone know the origin of Okay?

I’ve seen it a few different ways - OK, Okay, even “okeh”. Any entymologists around?

I hope so ! Insects are quite interesting, and entomology is such a large field.

Now you’re bugging me.

There’s this wide open field near where I live. I like to go down there sometimes and commune with nature.

My girlfriend & I often walk through a wide open field, then pause to spread out a blanket. When we’re alone, I like to go down there sometimes and commune with nature.

I went to a commune once to see some friends who moved there. Way to weird for me.

Must you nature-loving theist hippies hijack every thread? :rolleyes: You know, some of us just enjoy nature without having to engage in that non-empirically verifiable “communing” bullshit. Just more proof that SDMB gives “believers” a pass. :mad: :mad: :mad: