You must follow this link!! It is so funny. It is a play off Ask Jeeves, only when you put in the link of a webpage it will “Jesusify” it. I tried it with the message board. Hilarious.
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
Looks like fun, I’m doing it to the straight dope as we speak…
(so what if it’s heresy)
…For the glory of Ed Zotti.
It is completely hilarious to run the message board through it and read your own posts. And it randomly inserts things like “There’s no jesus like show jesus” and “by the power of grayskull.”
I have been trying to think of other websites to run through it. Maybe I will try my homepage.
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
It did a rather bizarre job of translating some of the text on my page into pseudo King-James versionish Jesus speak. It translated a lot of words out of context so the results was a lot of gibberish. The midi music files were another matter. Viva Las Vegas on my naval aviation page made a good connection to the tailhook scandal and I thought Hit the Road Jack on my home page was way cool. That’s a song I can imagine the Lord singing as he dishes out some whup ass for the moneylenders in the temple. A particularly slick translation for “check six,” an aviation term, was “check 666 minus 660.”
This site is pure humour on a stick. Excellent.
Yet another reason to use the search option, kids Ask Jesus!
We covered this about a week ago.
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!