asking politely

This is a polite request that if there are some users in here who would like to be ignorant and make trite, snide, ill-humoured remarks then please,

  1. keep them to the Pit
  2. keep them to this thread

My personal webpage is not up for debate. It never was.
I will not post replys to remarks made out of sheer stupidity.
If you had a problem with my defending MHL than that is your problem, ignorance begets ignorance.
sigh grow up people please.


I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me

(Setting up a lawn chair, putting out the big umbrella, opening the cooler and getting a beer, propping up feet.)

This is gonna be fun.

Well, when you post:

followed by:

in a thread in the Pit, you’re asking for it. So the US gets all of the “talent” from Canada, we then turn around and turn it into trash on your television?

Coming from the person who said

Sheesh.

You really are a fucking dimwit.

Who or what is MHL?


>< DARWIN >
__L___L

jab1,

I checked my Moron->English dictionary. There was no listing for MHL. I assume this cretin is using it as an acronym for My Home Land.

MHL is MaryHartsLegs, a poster. There is a thread elsewhere discussing bashing the US by MHL.

A hat with bells on is not funny, it is the jester underneath.

Mary Hart’s Legs - see this thread for a sampling of her? posts.
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001045.html


Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer

Oh well.

I thought she was still on the “Canada=Utopia and USA=hell” kick.
For the record, it doesn’t change my opinion of her.

Request denied.

You want snid confired to one thread in one forum? Not gonna happen.

My “snideness” makes me one of the hottest posters on the board, babe. It’s also deeply rooted into my personality. There’s no way I’m stifling it just for you, Celine.


Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.

< VB, setting up his hammock, popping a top >

I think so too, pretty feets! Can I put my sixpack in your cooler?


VB

I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:

Wouldn’t is be great if we could all act idiotic, make fun of and berate something, and then say “Hey, that’s not very polite to keep bringing it up. I didn’t really mean it that way. Let’s all just be snugglebunnies.”

OK, fine by me.

Prose, you strike me as as a misinformed, maladjusted, narrow-minded jerk without the good sense that was meant for human beings. I pray you don’t procreate, however, if you do, I then pray your children become huge fans of American pop culture icons Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys.

Now, let’s be friends. I want to play nice.


Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

Ah, I see. Prose has elevated herself to the position of “Glorious Defender of The Message Board, and Arbitrer Of What Thou Shalt/Shall Not Do.”

Not too surprising from someone who quotes themself in their sig line. Especially that quote.

Let’s take a look at it, shall we?

Whooooiieee! What’s that smell? Oh, man, smells like someone spilled Pretentious all over the place in here.

“I am a fire whose flames lick and spit”
Translation- I have a degenerative disease which causes my tongue and saliva glands to have grand mal seizures.

“forever desiring wonderous consummation.”
Translation- I’m still a virgin. (Geez, with that tongue problem, no wonder.)

Listen, prose, you wander into the Pit of all places and begin spouting gibberish about how Canadians are superior to Americans, then seem stunned and angered when Americans begin making fun of you. And so now you make large proclomations about how we are no longer allowed to mock you.

Here’s a suggestion. Next time your brain gets all hopped up on a suicidal binge, just paint a large red target on your stomach and stand in a firing range. It’ll hurt a lot less than the flames you’re going to get around here.

In the words of the immortal sage, WallyM7:
Putz.


JMCJ

This is not a sig.

Ummmm, Prose, why is your web page off-limits? Best change your profile if’n you don’t want people criticising it.

-andros-

I expect to get flammed here in the Pit, that’s the point of this part of the Forum.

Some users want to rip apart what I say on here that’s fine, that’s the POINT!

I take offence when people make personal attacks on ME.

I wondered how many “part-time” trolls were here, guess I have my answer.

It’s sad that a few bad seeds in this bunch have to ruin the whole experience of this MB.
I’m glad though that there are some very nice people here though :slight_smile: they make up for all the bad ones.


I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me

MHL? Isn’t that Major League Hockey?

Oh wait, that would be MLH. Nevermind.

:::fleeing

That would be “flamed”, you stupid cow. And to give you some more advise, nationality is hardly an issue on these boards. That’s why people hate you now.


Coldfire


"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

There are nice people in the Pit? Since when? And what on earth are they doing there? Tell them to get out, this is hardly an appropriate place for them!

Prose wrote

Wow, I have been a bad seed for 800+ posts so far. Who can beat that?


Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

Only if you let them.

And you sure won’t win any friends by bashing on the US. Or Canada, or England, or Iceland. Well, bashing Iceland’s ok.

As for the High and Mighty Aren’t-We-Just–Sooooo-Cool NetherlandsBoy, CF: Go back to yer damn opium den and whores, you arms-dealing, DDT-crazed, underwater, tulip-eating, Dike-loving, windmill-worshipping Commie.

xxoo
-andros-