asking politely

The BBQ Pit
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Prose, have you ever been out of Mississauga?
I didn’t think so.
I’m your next door neighbour in Toronto, although I’m ashamed to admit it. To date, I’ve visited 28 states and you know what? They’re just like us. Or rather, we’re like them.

But there is one thing that sets you apart from most of the Americans I’ve met:

You’re a gibbering, moronic, drooling scum bucket and I wouldn’t piss on you if your hair was on fire. Stick an umbrella up your ass and open it. It’ll give your head a break. And lose the screen name, because prose ain’t your strong suit.

Almost forgot:

Fuck you and your web page.
Putz.

22

Wally, I swear I’m going to make a shrine to you on my desk one of these days.

Man, that was great.

JMCJ

This is not a sig.

23

: :plops down cross-legged beside Phouka and VB; pops a beer and sips judiciously::

Hi, guys, want one? Are we holding up points signs yet like they do at the Olympics? If so, I’d give Wally a solid 9 on that last one.

Veb

24

John, with a target like that, how could I miss?

Not for nothin’, but you’re no slouch yourself. Hope I never make you mad.

25

::joins Veb, phouka, and VB:: Hi guys! I brought the popcorn – can I have a beer?

::settles into lawn chair:: Watch out for any of them army types with their tanks . . . .

-Melin

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andros, you’re just jealous, you hypocrite Yankee scum :smiley:

Coldfire

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Damn skippy. :slight_smile:

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Veb, you’re too generous with that score.

I’m waiting for your acerbic and jaundiced eye to make an observation here.

Sheesh. I almost posted a smiley. In the pit.

I need a vacation.

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You know what I like best about Prose? She takes herself so seriously that the rest of us needn’t bother.

“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats

30

Damn, Wally, you rock!

For prose:

No offense to ya, Wally mon.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Eric, that is hilarious!

Thanks. I’ve saved it and by tomorrow afternoon every Yank basher I know is going to hear it.

Damn! Wish I could put up a smiley here.

32

keep flogging a dead horse, I find this highly amusing :slight_smile:

I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me

33

You find it amusing because you’re a troll.

You are one stupid fucking bitch, and if you took the time to read the FAQ, you would realize that fighting ignorance is what we do here.

You are ignorant.

Wherever you go, I’ll be watching. And I’ll kick your ass whenever I get the chance. And I’ll have lots of chances, because you’re a moron.

We’ll forgive everything but stupidity.

I’m not an American, but I admire Americans, I respect Americans and I like Americans.

This is because I’ve spent some time in America.

You, on the other hand are a Square One mall rat who’s never seen the world.

Die, Troll.

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Oh, puhleeze!

How about:

Naked I run through the streets, with the cool fingers of the evening breeze caressing my burning flesh.

On the moron scale I would say that your sig and mine are about equal.

Have a nice day.
Putz.

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::Joins Melin, Veb, phouka, and VB:: Hey I think I’ll pull up a front row seat. Plus I got the video camera to record this, hehehe.
Oh sorry am I planting bad seeds?

“The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin

36

LMAO

I just realized why I keep coming back to the Pit, this stuff is more entertaining than American television. UH, what I meant to say was . . . yikes !

(ducking out)

“A single lifetime, even though entirely devoted to the sky, would not be enough for the investigation of so vast a subject.” - Seneca

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Prose please forgive us…we don’t mean to insult your greatness. After all we’re just ignorant, brainless, nose-picking Americans. How could we ever hope to achieve your level? Well…on second thought there is a hog pen down by my uncle’s house…

“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *

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so Prose, you want everyone to be nice and dandy to you in the other forums, but only nasty to you here? Moose Cock.

If you say something stupid, anywhere, you’ll be called on it. And if you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

If you think Im going to change pages and reload everytime I want to say something bad about you, theres more hope of David B witnessing.
::sits back with a beer with Veb and Phouka and VB, Hey!!::

J

I’m a maniac, a maa-ianac thats for sure,
ANd Im dancin’ like I never did be-foor"
Groundskeeper Willy

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Hey, speak for yourself! I, for one, am an ignorant, brainless, ass-scratching Clog Boy.

Fetch us a Guinness, Larrigan. Looks like we’re gonna be here for a while :smiley:

Coldfire

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Wally, you are the man. It is a pleasure watching you deconstruct this slack-jawed yokel.

And Prose, thank you for being a grade A loon. You are sure to be providing us with plenty of laughs if your posts up to this point are any indication.

Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?