asking politely

:: 3-point pouring a pint of Guinness for ClogBoy… On the house mo Chara on account of it being your birthday yesterday.

so… how long do you think Prose would last if PlDennisson was still reading?


J

I’m a maniac, a maa-ianac thats for sure,
ANd Im dancin’ like I never did be-foor"
Groundskeeper Willy

Holy Shit!

I just checked out her web page. Man, that’s priceless.

As Andros already stated, if you don’t think the web page is up for discussion, then remove the link from your profile.

Prose, your poetry is about as deep as a fucking birdbath. I could eat Alpha-Bits with laxatives and shit something more intelligent than that.

And WHEN THE FUCK are you going to fix the spelling error in your sig?

Hey, John, what happened to Phil anyway?

Plenty of room in the cooler, VB. Toss 'em in.

This is shaping up to be pretty amusing.

andros: I remember someone (orangecakes?) saying that Phil was taking a break because he didn’t like the fact that he was becoming so hostile in his postings. I hope he’s back soon.

Me?


You better be nice or I’ll sic my lackeys on ya.

what happened to her web page… I cant get to it… whats on it?


J

I’m a maniac, a maa-ianac thats for sure,
ANd Im dancin’ like I never did be-foor"
Groundskeeper Willy

< VB spraying beer and laughing >

Quick! Quick! Somebody give me some poster board and a magic marker! this is priceless!

MB gets at least a 9.5!


VB

I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:

Who died and made you moderator? Bite me bitch.

Damn sure it is, if its in your profile. Oh, and I noticed you deleted that! Put it back, please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a mother fucking moose on top? I need a good laugh today, I’m feeling pre-menstrual.

Oh Good Lord how ironic are those two sentences together? “I won’t post replys to remarks made out of sheer stupidity” next to “my defending MHL” next to “ignorance begets ignorance”. Does anyone else here see this?
If we’re supposed to be here fighting ignorance, we might as well throw in the towel on this chick. We’ve got a TKO here.

Fuck you very much please.

I’d quit taking credit for that - you’re killin us with laughter here…

Putz.
- Wally

Well, shit. Thanks, phouka I’d completely spaced the last Orangecakes-posting-for-Phil thing.

I miss him too. Not least becase Libertarian is taking credit for “converting” Phil to libertarianism.

-andros-

Well, on whom are we supposed to make personal attacks? You can’t make a personal attack on someone else or it’s not personal. Please don’t get angry over tautologies–it’s just silly.

Bucky

Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

Bucky, I think she was saying she doesn’t mind personal attacks as long as she’s witnessing them happening to other people. Or perhaps she likes MAKING personal attacks on others. I don’t know. I’ve not seen enough of her postings to know. Or care. I just found this thread because it had the term ‘polite’ in it and it was in the Pit. The contradiction intrigued me. The flames to date have amused me.

Ah heck, Prosey, c’mon back. I was just gonna join the beer bunch down in front! (I’ve got piping hot quesadillas! Who’s got salsa?)

Don’t go away mad…

Nonplussed
Who, me? WHAT?! Where am I?

[Croc Hunter voice] Maybe, just maybe, if we all be quiet, stay here long enough, and don’t move [/Croc Hunter voice] … she’ll think she’s at her desk and feeling pensive…

Maybe she’ll write an impromptu poem for us.

One can only hope.

:: Pads over to the group of watchers carrying a large bag, which he opens and pulls out a bunch of pipes and a net. He assembles the pipes and net into a large hammock which he then reclines in. ::

Ahhh, this is the best way to watch fireworks. Anyone want some iced tea?


>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<

—The dragon observes

Salsa… did someone ask for salsa? I just make some killer dip!
Hey is there still room in the cooler?

Okay, we got good beer, good munchies and good company for this here Picnic In The Pit.

But where’s the hostess? Given her sig line, you don’t suppose the few-though-quality flames here got her consummated already, do ya?

Damn wimp. Worst case of premature incineration I’ve ever seen.

Veb

Well, since you all came to see a show, and now there is no show to see, I think we should riot.
In the interest of this, I have brought a few things to help incite it.

(((Proceeds to take out a huge set of speakers. Hooks them up to huge-ass amplifier. Plugs them all into a gigantic power strip. Plugs this into big-ass wall outlet. Looks around at all the folks expecting the Nugent style loincloth to come next.
Ah-ah-ah! Pulls out large set of bag-pipes and starts to blair out Ireland the Brave at an ear-shattering, mind-numbing volume. To complement this racket, adds Kid Rock CD to mix to create patented ‘cacauphony of crap’.
While doing this, has monkey set up easel and put pic of Cecil on it. Monkey douses himself and easel in jet-fuel and lights a cubano. FLOOMPH! Bag-pipes continue, flames burn hotter, riot is sure to ensue.)))

Yeah, let’s get it on! If prose comes back now, she’s dogmeat, baby! If anyone is not absolutely furious at imagining being present for the above travesty…
Whoooo.


how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV

CAn we put “I fought the Law and the Law won” by The Clash? I’ in one of those moods.


J

I’m a maniac, a maa-ianac thats for sure,
ANd Im dancin’ like I never did be-foor"
Groundskeeper Willy

Geez…

I haven’t seen this many cheap posts since last I looked at my posts link.

:slight_smile:
<h6>Cha ching</h6>


“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb

JohnL…

The clash covered The Bobby Fuller 4 song?

<h6>Hopes to avoid that one for as long a time as he avoids the Madonna cover.</h6>


“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb