What light from yonder window breaks?
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
What brave man has measured the distance?
OK. Musical.
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
I wonder what the king is doing tonight?
Where are the simple joys of maidenhood?
Shall kith not kill their kin for me and let their blood be spilt for me?
If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
–John
'Twis brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
and:
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
No! Blame Canada!
(sue me, it’s the only one I knew the answer to)
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Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?
Why is Broadway dark tonight?
Can you meet me at the station?
Do you believe in magic??
Why does the lion sleep tonight??
( 
'cause Ayesha was playing on the
computer!!)
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
And of course that country classic:
“How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?”
Dear Prudence, won’t you come out and play?
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Do you believe in life after love?
All the best freaks are here…
Is there anything a man don’t stand to lose,
when he lets a woman hold him in her arms?
Are you experienced?
Where are the Snowdens’ of yesteryear? (sue me)
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
When your mom tells you to spit it out, do you swallow it in spite?
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am
In my family, we play this game, but you can only ask questions that are answered by the song. For instance:
What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson? (Joltin’ Joe has left and gone away)
What is it that we’re livin’ for? (Applause)
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? (Just like me, they long to be close to you)
There are kazillions of songs that ask questions; only a small fraction bother to ANSWER them, which makes it a much more interesting game to try to come up with one that we haven’t done before.
And I asked him,
tell me where are you going?
And this he told me
Tell me true, tell me why
Was Jesus crucified?
Is it for this that Daddy died?
Was it you? Was it me?
Did I watch too much T.V.?
Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?
Do you…you…feel like I do?
Do you believe in magic?
Do you believe we bought all that crap on 45 RPM records!
You know my name, look up the number.All you need is love.You say goodbye, I say I’m outta here.
Have you ever seen the rain?
Catrandom
How many roads must a man walk down? (…groan…)
What is this thing called love?
(as the actress said to the bishop…)
Knock softly but firmly, 'cause I like soft firm knockers…
If you drink Blue Ribbon beer, do you really have a red neck, and have to wear white socks?
Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)