War - what is it good for?
How will I know if he really loves me?
(And my all-time favorite…)
Who am I? Can I condemn this man to slavery? Pretend I do not see his agony? This innocent who wears me face, who goes to judgement in my place - Who am I? Can I conceal myself forevermore? Pretend I’m not the man I was before? My sould belongs to God, I know, I made that bargain long ago, he gave me hope when hope was gone, he gave me strength to jouney on… Who am I?
Who am I?
Sucks to your assmar.
Good God!
Ah, go jump off a bridge, Javert. 
Now, then…
What ever happened to Fay Wray?
(All together now: “She went apeshit!”)
Esprix
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Joe Cool
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
Does anybody really care about time?
Catrandom
Should I stay, or Should I go?
Joe Cool
Who’s the man who’d risk his neck for brotherhood?
Who was ill the day the earth stood still?
What went wrong with Faye Wray and King Kong?
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
What am I the very model of?
What kings do I know?
New and Improved
Enright3
Shaft!
(Or according to Dread Zeppelin, “Bibb!”)
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
Have you never been mellow?
Was I Wazir?
What do you get a wookie for Christmas when he already owns a comb?
Micheal Reiny was there the day the earth stood still and Faye Wray and King Kong got caught in a cellular jam
Nice to see you back Mr.K!
‘Oh say, does that star spangled banner yet wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?’
‘When will I see you again?’
‘Why do fools fall in love?’
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
Wow! Someone noticed! I feel loved.
Ok. Hijack over.
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
How do you mend a broken heart?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
When will I be loved?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Why can’t I get just one ****?
Why do you build me up, Buttercup?
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Where have all the flowers gone?
Where do I go?
Why can’t I forget it?
Why can’t I admit it?
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Will I see you tonight, on the downtown train?
What’s new, Pussycat?
Ding-dong, ding-a-ling-dong, were the steeple bells ever quite as gay?
What was your name in the States?
How can there be any sin in sincere? Where is the good in goodbye?
Hey, Summer, where’ve you been?
Birds fly over the rainbow; why, then, oh, why can’t I?
I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow.
Yes you are.
But tell me, can you heal what father’s done or fix this hole in a mother’s son? Can you heal the broken worlds within? Can you strip away so we may start again?
Don’t it feel right like this?
Tell me, does your sun still shine?
Spring is here; why doesn’t my heart go dancing?
Who can it be now?
How can I keep from singing?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
If everyone was listening, you know,
There’d be a chance that we could save the show.
Who’ll be the last clown
To bring the house down?
I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.