I do not know, but here is Garfield and Pooky fic… do not ask me how I know this…
I hate you. And we need a ‘nauseated’ emoji :mad:
My job is done.
::slow clap::
Oh, I read the title as Asian/Garfield Slashfic, which I’m not sure would make more sense or less.
“Slashfic” is the common term for it.
Ever so slowly and tenderly Der Trihs explaines to us what “Slashfic” is. And we all appreciate him for it because we realize what a generous poster he is. And we all eagerly thank him for his contributions that he gives us…
What does it say about our society if something possibly existed that just popped in your head that you don’t quite believe exists?
Um.
Look, if you wanted to know, why wouldn’t you go and do a search on AO3 and find out for yourself?
But instead you want to sow the seed of the idea that those people, those slashers and furries out there, not you, are up to something. Which you just made up.
I’ll bet that if it exists, Aslan is the submissive one in the relationship.
He’d have to be or poor Garfield would be skewered.
This cracked me up even when I wasn’t thinking of *President *Garfield;the randomness just tickled me. Now it’s really making me laugh. Also, you people are strange:p
This explains whole passages in the books in which Aslan is missing; he’s off being dominated by an obese housecat obsessed with this strange food called “lasagna.” Of course it’s much too embarrassing to tell anyone in Narnia.
BTW, don’t assume that Garfield is the top in the relationship; my guess is that he’s a power bottom.
Especially since slashfic is usually quite erotic. It’s the type of fanfic that people make fun of people for making.
There’s also something called a crack ship, which means a completely ridiculous pairing. (‘Ship’ is short for ‘romantic relationship.’ I’ve seen some pretty weird ones.
Oh, and Google didn’t come up with anything, which means rule 35 takes effect. You mentioned it, so now it will be made.
You know, normally I’d agree it’s not ok to assume such things but the size difference alone makes the mechanics of it impossible. Though even with Garfield on top, that doesn’t make for a very exciting experience for Aslan. Either way you roll it, that’s not gonna be a relationship based entirely on sex. Just wouldn’t last long.
Next you’re going to tell me that they exist in different universes and therefore can’t interact. Nonsense. The Multiverse allows all. And you have to remember; it’s not about sex for Aslan. He’s tired of being in charge of everything in Narnia and finds it comforting to be dominated by an obese housecat.
I suppose that could be one aspect of it. I won’t deny that some people don’t need actual sex to get the same sort of satisfaction. And being Jesus Lion, I’m sure Aslan could conjure up whatever form-fitting leather attire he needed for Garfield’s unique shape.
No, he can’t “conjure up” a leather daddy suit for Garfield. He’s not a magician. (If you’re not going to take this seriously. . .)
Okay, the next time someone here talks about “raising the tone” and how “we use our words”, I’m going to link to this thread. I mean, c’mon, we’re talking about Aslan and Garfield having sex. You people scare me.
It’s not absolute. That’s why Rule 35 exists.
“If no porn of it exists, /b/ will make it for you.”
Clearly you’re the one not taking this seriously as there is nothing in the books saying that Aslan can’t create black leather outfits out of thin air. Though if you must be like that, we can just assume he’d get some local artisans to create it for him. Of course, that’s also assuming Garfield didn’t already have the suit in his own personal wardrobe. God knows he’s not just good friends with Odie.