Would you please, in 50 words or less, explain yourself?
You always post one-sentence replies to topics, and they are either not related, completely weird, or make no sense at all.
So, here’s your chance to elucidate a bit on what makes you tick - let 'er rip.
Esprix
[Horshack, waving arm wildly]
Oooo! Oooo! Mista Esprix! I know the answer!!!
[/Horshack, waving arm wildly]
“I’m a teenager who’s read a little too much Robert Jordan and who’s having fun being a peanut gallery with no commitment to actual discourse. Fortunately, I’m also easy to ignore when I’m being annoying, so it’s ok that I haven’t yet decided to settle down and chat with anyone.”
Sorry for the contractions, but you said 50 words.
-andros-
Is this dog flying?
“And so he says to me ‘I don’t like the cut of your jib’. And I go, I says, ‘but it’s the only jib I’ve got baby’.”
andros, you may just have nailed it.
But I’m holding out to hear from the master himself.
So, where is the little guy?
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
Ask the Gay Guy!
My heart makes me tick 
Hmm I had to say that first. The reason why I post such small topics and such is because im used to it, and Unless I use the forward and back button and type it out while im going down I forget everything I was going to say. As for why I dont make sense, alotta(everyone) people say that IN R\L and on the internet and if I said more id just say more confusing stuff Even in chess when im playing against my teacher he always remarks on how I do stuff he would never think of.
Hmm the last flame about me was dead before I knew about it and they forgot completely about me after about the third post, but that was on a diffrent forum.
I’ve heard about multitasking, but this is just ridiculous.
Well, Coldfire, you just made me laugh for about five minutes straight. 
I guess I should thank Asmodean, too, for providing such a priceless straight line. The mental image is remarkable.
Esprix said:
Ahhh. Orangecakes got a new handle…
Asmodeancakes?
Hmmm…
You do realize that you’re shooting yourself in the foot this way? One-sentence posts give the reader nothing, so you’re either ignored or ridiculed. What does this accomplish, except make you look foolish? If you have a point, you’re certainly not getting it across.
I posted this because, frankly, I had no idea what to make of you. You may think that’s amusing or even cool, but on here, it’s just stupid. I’d like to think you’re a smart guy with something to contribute, so why don’t you?
And you certainly wouldn’t be the first person who doesn’t always make a lot of sense on here.
Oh, and DavidB, I’m fairly sure As is a guy, and orangecakes remains a woman (unless Flinx has had some kind of adverse affect we don’t know about).
Esprix
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
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