Ass*&#%$ of the world, unite and come here ! ( rant )

The BBQ Pit
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OK, so you are smart, hurray for you. I am so freaking glad about that.

But why waste all that intelligence , not to mention time and effort writting a virus to destroy other people’s computers ?

You aren’t hurting only people you know, you are hurting people who have never done a damn thing to you, who never even heard of you.

You are worse than a pimple on the ass of the world. You are lower than whatever lives under whale shit at the bottom of the sea.

I hope your fingers , nose’s and /or penis
or whatever body part you use to write that crap , falls off.

I am damn sick and tired of hearing about some ass wipe like you who has written a new virus and set it loose.

Why , why do you do this ? Just what kind of perverted pleasure do you get from destroying other people’s things ?

What you don’t have the balls to jack with people face to face so you pick on total strangers?

Cowards !!!

You are scummy jerkwads, you suck and I don’t mean that in a good way. I despise people like you.

Do everyone a favor, since you are so smart find a way to get your little shity selves off the planet. And go !
Eat shit and die, go flech yourselves, you shold be able to, since you are such big assholes.

I could say more, but I am a lady after all.
And folks I don’t send attachment in my emails execpt as inline text, and I don’t open email attachments without running them through a scan first !

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Reading that reminded me of this piece by Rob Rosenberger… http://kumite.com/myths/opinion/opedmich.htm

Same thoughts as you, Ayesha. And can I add something…if I email you and tell you that you mistakenly attached a virus to your email, DON’T GET MAD AT ME! I did you a favor, dumbass! Half the damn people wouldn’t say anything… grumbling

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

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Falcon,

Actually I have gotten warnings like that from people, I would rather know so I can take care of any problem before it spreads any further if possible.

It’s one thing to accidently pass a virus along, it’s another to destroy other people’s things on purpose !

They remind me of a guy who has v.d. but doesn’t tell you till AFTER the condom breaks.

These people are just scum scraping under the bottom of the barrel !

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Ayesha: I got this great e-mail I gotta send ya! yuck yuck yuck

Seriously, there’s one thing that I am really curious about.

How does it feel to be as stupid as you are?

I mean, does it feel like when the dentist accidently stings your tongue with novacaine, except all over your brain?

Also, you have an odd name.

Do you and the lion have a commonality here?

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Phaedrus,
I am not stupid, ignorant as in uneducated , yes. I have never denied that.

But not stupid, I didn’t finish the 8th grade, but unlike you I do try to learn.

So you don’t like my user name, tough shit I like it,that’s all that counts.

And yes, Lion and I are married, have been for 21 years now.

Babycakes I may not be the smartest woman in the world, but I have your ass beat by a mile . At least I don’t post 14 times in a row on one thread talking to my damn self !

Just FYI , the op wasn’t directed at anyone here, just a little venting over assholes who get their kicks destroying things that other people have worked damn hard to get.

Now to steal a line from Lion
“If I want any of your lip, I’ll peel it off my zipper”

When I posted in your thread all I called you was a wierdo, because I had read enough of your crap to believe you are one.

You don’t know a damn thing about me Phaedrus, if you want a little flame war here in the pit, I am more than woman enough to give you one ! As long as you are man enough to stand and fight, and not throw a taunt or two and run away like a wuss.

So start your own thread, please do, call me out , I’ll be right there.
Ayesha/Lioness

Oh goody, everyone look ,the fuck-up fairy has come to visit us again.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Phaedrus

May Ghod Have Mercy On Your Soul.
Do you have any last requests?
Made a will?
Living donor card filled out?

Peace
t lion

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I hate those shitheads who just have to write and spread viruses just to see how much trouble they can cause. I’ve been writing letters to congress for ages in an attempt to start having such people prosecuted for a felony when they get caught and for more efforts to be made in finding ways to get them.

I had a virus which shut my system down for a couple of days and cost me $120 to have a shop fix my computer. I thought it was damn funny and if I could have caught the son of a bitch who released the thing into the net, I’d have kicked his balls up around the top of his head!

I’m getting very friggin’ tired of hearing how these little bastards do this crap ‘just becauz they can’ and that they consider it harmless fun. Harmless? That $120 could have paid some of my damn bills.

I think when they catch these low life bastards, they need to turn them over to people who have had their computers fucked up by viruses and let us kick 'em around a bit.

Like, in China, in an encounter group, they had a wife beater who could not be convinced that smacking his wife around was wrong. So, one day, the who group jumped on him and beat him up. He did not beat his wife again. maybe if we start beating the shit out of these little creeps, they won’t think a virus is so damn funny.

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AnitaJ,

Where do I go to get on the list for the,
Beat the living hell out of them, encounter group ?

Of course I would like to be in both groups, I also have a problem about men hitting him

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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No Ayshea; what I meant was your username sounds like it came from Africa and you bather some nonsense in your sig about Lioness. I was wondering if there was a connection?

Like, you know, ethnicity?

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He wants to know if you’re black, Ayesha, so he can pour some more of his Loving Christianity ™ all over you. He believes that blacks are genetically inferior.

"I prefer shows of the genre, “World’s Blankiest Blank.”

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I want in on the group stomp on virus makers! I have had to have my system fixed twice so far because of those damn things that those damn kids think are so damn funny to send out.

If you catch one, bring him to me and I will perform an orchiectomy on him without an anesthetic. (Removing the testicles).

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pldennison,
Thanks for the warning, :). I already figured out he was an asshole from some of his post.

Phaedrus,

I didn’t know I was required to answer to you , but,::sigh::, ok, here’s how the story goes.

When I first came here, about (just guessing here ) 2 & 1/2 months ago, maybe a little before that , I registered as Lioness,why you ask ? Well because I am a leo. And a female.

Then one day I wanted to post and couldn’t, I don’t know what had happened. I posted under Lion’s member name for a day or two. But that got old quick, as I always had to waste time letting everyone know it was me and not him.

Then I remembered that someone on the first thread Lioness evered posted to had said “All hail, Ayesha” ( Ukalele Ike, just to give credit where credit is due ) and I liked it, so I used it. So I got a new name and and I sign it with Lioness after Ayesha, so that everyone would know it was me, and I am proud for everyone to know I am married to LION.

In fact I like it so much I may change my real name to Ayesha .

Since you ask, no, I am not African American , but I would be proud if I were.
Now what does any of that have anything at all to do with what pissed me off at you ? Nope?

You called me stupid, I hope that had nothing to do with you thinking my name sounded African.
You wanted a fight, well now you have one. If the above is your best, forget it.

Thats not worth my time !

Go 'way kid, you bug me.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Being someone who creates harmful viruses for a living, I must break my vow of silence and plead my case. We hackers, code-breakers and virus-makers are a misunderstood bunch. We just want do our job - several large computer corporations secretly employ us to keep them in business. When we do our job well and create a particularly devestating virus, all we hear are people like you folks whining and even threatening us. Please embrace us as fellow humans and take the time to see the beauty in our hard work - thanks and God Bless.

Phaedrus: I know a retarded black prostitute with the name Phaedy, ain’t youse now by any chance, honey?

Hell is Other People.

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Whew, I better get the heck outta here before she really beats my ass.

Golly golly neds!

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Damn, ANOTHER chicken - shit, I should have known.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Speaking of chicken shits. Sake Samurai, unless you can provide some evidence for your claim (a little C code, perhaps, a brief explanation of networking protocols, standard attack methods, virus encasement strategies, etc.) I will have to assume that you are a twisted little boy who feels so completely powerless in his real life that even the equal footing of anonymous postings can’t ameliorate the inferiority complex: a pathetic little loser who desperately tries to latch onto the potency and stature that he imagines among the Hakkur 3liT3! It might be sad if it were not so morally bankrupt and annoying.

Of course, if you can provide the bonafides and are indeed what you claim, then just ignore the word “imagines”.

The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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I can kind of understand how a virus writer might get a sick pleasure out of seeing his virus make the evening news. He’d be proud to have slipped one past the virus scanners.
It’s a sick pleasure, but hey there’s a lot of sick people.

What I REALLY don’t get are the people who knowingly spread the viruses. You have nothing to be proud of; you didn’t write the program; you’ve done nothing; congratulations, you can download a file and send it to someone else, and make them have a
very bad day. These idiots should just stay on AOL where they belong.

I got hit hard by the C.I.H. virus earlier this year. It sucked.

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Puffington
I feel for you.
We had a bout of CIH here also.
We got lucky and caught it before it detonated so no real harm done.
But I still would like to do evil things to the person that created it.

Peace
t lion

" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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Sake? Has anyone seen a drunk bushidokai around here?

The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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There’s nothing wrong with writing viruses. It can be very educational to understand how to take control of a program, to subvert securtity etc. These people are the same people that find the security holes in your OS and tell you about it. (winnuke, ssping, teardrop, etc). They didn’t put the holes there, they merely find them. As proof, they write an exploit. Virus writers behave in a similar sort of manner. There’s nothing wrong with writing one. What is wrong is releasing into the wild.
But if you are the least bit careful you don’t have anything to worry about from viruses.
I don’t even have a virus checker on my machine, and I’ve been running happily for several months. Just don’t run programs that you are unfamiliar with (i.e. stuff sent by email).