Asshat of the day award goes to the teenager who shot Santa Claus

Maybe if it had been a paintball gun.

See, there’s this inflatable Santa at Krogers, complete with stupid music, and I want to do a drive by with a paintball gun.
But I’ve learned my lesson. I’ll assualt the Easter Bunny or Casper the Friendly Ghost, but I’ll not wax the Fat Man.

I guess this is why I didn’t get my Red Rider BB gun.