Assimilated advertising terms of social anxiety.

Because I have too much free time on my hands these evening, I was musing over the number of phrases cooked up by ad-men (to make people insecure enough to buy stuff) that have crept into the general vernacular.

Off-hand, most of the ones I recall are for old, old products:

“Five O’Clock Shadow” – courtesy of Gem Razor Company, manufacturer of “The razor that keeps your face socially acceptable around the clock!”

“Ring around the collar” – Whisk detergent

“B.O.” – Right Guard? Not sure about the product, but I remember hearing the ads. (In old radio shows.) “Do you have ‘B.O.?’ Your friends won’t tell you!” (With the hand-wringing girls cryptically referring to so-and-so’s “B.O.”, while he overhears cluelessly wonders what they might be talking about.)

“Static Cling” – “Bounce”

“Greasy Kid Stuff” – Vitalis. This contemptuous term decimated the makassar industry in short order.

Can anyone think of any others? I’m sure there must be dozens aimed at women that are slipping my mind.

First one that comes to my mind, considering what time it is here, is “Morning Breath”.

Yeah, ok, I got it. Don’t have to name it, I’ll go brush. Or gargle. Or floss. Or whatever it was you wanted me to buy. Sheesh.

I’m goin’ back to bed.

Post Nasal Drip…whatever the hell that is!

my bad, I thought you were talking about syndromes created by advertisers.