At point are love handles actually love handles?

I was thinking about the male body musculature and trying to figure out “what is normal? Am I normal?” I was sort of wondering a few things.

First off, isn’t some bulging at the sides normal? As long as it’s not thick alllthe way around the midriff? I was looking at ancient statues and noticed even there was some thick musculatue on the sides. I’m not super-beefy, but I have been trying to improve my health and build muscle (and improve bone density).

Lately I noticed my sides thickened a bit. My abs have hardened, too, although I’ve never been thin enough that I’m going to be one of those guys with the ultimate six-pack or whatever. Still, I want to improve my health and how I feel. What’s normal here?

Second, how to “normal” legs look like. I’m kinda self conscious about them. I can hike or whatever for hours, whatever I do my legs just don’t exactly look like a bodybuilder. Fact it, they’re a bit, ah, shapeless. And always have been. Even as a child, I was muscly but stocky and very self-conscious about it. What’s “normal?”

I know, it’s probably ridiculous. But I’m terrified somehow (don’t ask me why, it’s irriational) that I’m going to have a heart attack or get cancer and die when I’m 37 years old (or maybe 43).

If you have well -developed obliques: http://brianwhitacre.net/Pictures/Thumbnails/Model%20Pics/Obliques1.jpg
You will have some “bulging” on your sides.

For most men, this bulging is just fat.

As to legs, the calves are notoriously hard to develop.

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As to legs, the calves are notoriously hard to develop.
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Not true. They just require some intelligence, effort and perseverance, which most people won’t apply because they believe that calves are hard to develop.

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Not true. They just require some intelligence, effort and perseverance, which most people won’t apply because they believe that calves are hard to develop.
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I’ve tried standing toe raises as well as seated ones and not seen great results (some, but not much). So far we’ve got the effort and perserverance covered - mayabe my calves are just dumb.

Buttocks are the real love handles.

No, ears.

Regards,
Shodan

No, pigtails.