ladies, i need a subjective opinion

how should a straight guy’s ass look ?

i am 21 years old, i used to be told that a guy is not supposed to have an ass, but then i bodybuild and we had a discussion in a female section of one bodybuilding forum, and the girls insisted that ass (glutes) are very important for a guy ?

but those were bodybuilder women hehe, their perspective on muscle is skewed, i want to hear opinions from normal girls :slight_smile:

now, there is an exercise (dead-lifts) that works quite good on the ass, and i do it, but i dont know just how much i do it, you see ?

just 2 be clear, we’re not talking about width, it is supposed to be narrow that much is known, but should the gultes be prominent ?

me, i like something to grab hold of at moments of high passion.

so firm is good…but too hard isn’t.

muscle definition isn’t that big a deal.

I’m reminded of the episode of Friends with a cameo from Jean Claude van Damm…

Jean Claude: “I can crush a walnut with my butt.”

That’s probably too firm. I have heard reference to the “rock star” butt, which I understand to mean “nonexistent.” This is supposedly desirable.

I’m with Irishgirl - firm is great - but I’ve found out that rock hard is the best.

Boy, this could go so many different ways…

STG

Not overdone, not flat and flabby…just proportionate to the rest of the body works for me. :slight_smile:

Did you ever see a guy with NO ass? Maybe the best analogy is a woman with NO breasts! Shall I use the new dubious smilie: >>>> :dubious:

I’ts just got to go with the rest of the body. If a guy is a well-developed bodybuilder type, he should have a well-developed heinie.

My husband is a bit ass-less. I should get him to do some deadlifts.

I believe the masculine ass, like the feminine ass, should be pleasingly rounded in shape, yet proportional. See: young Tom Cruise. A flat ass is not a turn-off, but a better ass to me is the rounded sort.

My S.O. has the best legs and the nicest ass of any guy I know. His butt is slightly rounded and sticks out just a little. Sweet! Someday I’m going to get him into a kilt (Scottish last name) and then it’ll be Katie-bar-the-door!

My brother, on the other hand, is a slew-butt. No ass at all. But a great guy nontheless.

I am partial to a bubblebutt so yes a rounded bum is a good thing as long as its proportional to your body.

Yup, a rounded butt is the best! Mmmm… round male butts…

I have no ass,so Im told.
I was thinking of getting a prosthetic ass,it’d prolly go well with the prosthetic penis extension…

Round and hard as a rock.

thanx everybody, you have been most helpful :slight_smile:

I like a guy with an ass. The kind you can spot even in a pair of khaki slacks. It shouldn’t be big, but it should be shapely and present. No-ass syndrome is, unfortunately, a huge turnoff. As are skinny legs.

Mr. Levins has the finest legs in the whole kingdom, and an ass to match. I love them both so much I have made him switch from boxers to boxer-briefs, just so I can see everything outlined clearly as he wanders around before bed.

Oh, let me count the ways…

:wink:

My husband and I don’t have a decent ass between the two of us! We long for butts! Butts we can call our own.

Ya gotta have some butt. I used to be mad about skateboarding, and the guys that went along with it. But they all suffer from skater-butt, which is the same as nassatall disease (no-ass-at-all).

If you can turn sideways and kind of see the outline of it in your profile, it’s ok.

You can sort of see mine, if I stick it out a little. My husband can barely keep his pants up!

I like round butts, and I cannot lie. Not necessarily bubble buts, but, well, present ones. Flat asses are such a turn off for me – especially in bathing suits, where when they’re wet the suit just sort of hangs in sad little folds.

Asses are like dogs – they’re best when they’re big, hairy, and slobbering all over the furniture.