Wow…I must be the minority here. I like my guys extra skinny, which sort of means they have no ass at all.
You know, us guys who are sans ass want to be treated just the same as everyone else. Don’t be a hater just because we don’t have mad ass skillz.<sniff>
Dante
(Who has so little ass he’s lucky he even has an anus.)
Well, ideally, a man’s ass should protrude just a small bit, and be firm. Not rock hard, mind you, but firm and toned, and just soft enough to be pleasantly squeezable.
That being said, some men can have an ass so flat they go straight down from shoulders to knees and pull it off. On a certain type of man, a lack of ass is pretty cute. On other men, it’s just sad.
The worst, though, is a big ole jiggly bubble-butt. Eeewww.