Not sure if you’ll get the gist of things from a brief explanation, but here goes: The VP I work with every day–for some intents and purposes my “boss”–is notorious for throwing out mysterious projects with mysterious deliverables and deadlines, and incomprehensible explanations–and then screaming at underlings for not getting everything exactly right. And then making them go back and try again, with little more explanation than before.
I’ve figured out that he’s a living embodiment of the Peter principle, and he’s terrified of looking incompetent before his own boss, the CEO. And it’s with the CEO ultimately that all these mysterious projects originate. And furthermore, the reason that the projects Mr. Peter-principle hands down make no sense is because Peter-principle himself can’t fathom what the CEO really wants.
So he wants two things: the ability to tell the CEO that “somebody’s working on it”, and to have a person available to scream at when CEO asks why hasn’t anything been done.
Soooo . . . tonight right as I’m about to leave, Peter-principle calls and informs me that he just wants to met me know that he’s about to call the CEO that I’m in charge of a high-level marketing promotion for a product that isn’t even being rolled out by my own company, but the sister company across the street. He had mentioned something about the product the week before and said he’d like me to come up with some ideas how to promote it within certain channels, but that’s a far cry from being put in charge of the whole thing.
He was utterly flummoxed when I told him that I did not want him to call the CEO with any such message, that would like more info and would like to talk with him again next week about it.
And I’m 90% sure that I’m going to tell him “no”. I know next to jack about this particular type of product, and though I’m a quick learner I know that I’d be stuck with developing all of the supporting materials myself.
So I’m looking forward to a fun Monday. How can I tell Peter-principle that hell no, I don’t want to be in charge of this project without making myself look uncooperative or incompetent? (I did see the e-mail Peter-principle forwarded to me that he had received from the CEO: a one sentence request that PP assign “someone” in our company to handle it. Not me by name.)
The only out I can see is insisting that Peter-principle introduce me to the head of the sister company let him and me undertake mutual evaluations and due diligence on whether I’m right for the job. But knowing Peter-principle, all of that will just sound like obstructionism vis-a-vis his one and only goal: getting the CEO off his back for today, just today.
Can you understand the situation as I’ve described it? Ever faced such a conundrum? Any ideas what to do?
Thanks in advance!
Koxinga, conqueror of the Dutch and master of Zeelandia.