Atheist getting married in Catholic church - need help with readings

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@PunditLisa

Brimstone and hellfire? Dude, what Catholic church were you raised in?

Personally, if you’re serious about this, you should pick up a Bible and read it. Something should grab you as being appropriate. And, honestly, it’s the least you can do given it’s one of the few things in the entire ceremony that you will have control over.

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