In the Pit just now:
In MPSIMS:
Pain, Pain, Go Away! (Possible TMI)
I am so damn good it hurts!
In Cafe Society :
Who are you most like?
Humpty Dumpty
From GQ:
What IS the Library of Congress
Homeland Security
From GD:
What so “special” about “Suicide Bombings”?
Technology and extra-terrestrials
Straight outta MPSIMS:
Dirty Flea Bitten Whores Doing Anything You Want!!
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you
Mpsims right now
Where can I get a…
Irish Porn o matic
I was going to post that!
Just spotted in this very forum (board time 4/21 2:50 pm)!
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done to injure yourself?
Yeah, well maybe I don’t WANT to wear a helmet.
I finally got one!
CJ
In MPSIMS right now…
What does one say to the most wonderful woman in the universe?
I need a place to live in Ottowa.
(This sequence is inevitable, based on whatever’s under the first thread title. Still funny, tho.)
In MPSIMS:
Is there any connections between SPOOFE and spooje?
Doper names you have mispronounced.
In the Pit:
U.S. Rep Tom DeLay Fights Ignorance!
Engelbert Humperdinck is God.
and
Let the quest for the Grail begin.
Damn speeding ticket.
In In My Humble Opinion:
What’s your favourite sensory sensation?
SUVs and Sacred Cows
Most fascinating/wierd thing about America
Moronic PC terms
In Cafe Society:
So I just finished reading the Episode II Script.
Ideas you’ve had for movies that were later made without your input
What TV like in India?
Movie/TV show quotes that you suspect no one will recognize
In MPSIMS now:
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you
Identify these dead things, please
Just showed up in MPSIMS :
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you
Sex On Water Skis!?!?!?
Ohh, ooh, another one!!
Sex On Water Skis!?!?!?
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you
I’m all done now.
Saw this earlier, but had trouble posting it:
Daily chores you hate
Oral sex and cooking…
Heh heh heh … just now, in MPSIMS:
Dirty Flea Bitten Whores Doing Anything You Want!!
Monkey butler my ass…
So, I know this would be cheating, but does anyone want to try to bump things so that we have
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you
followed by
We Had a WHAT This Morning?!
CJ
Saw this one earlier, but didn’t get around to posting it till now:
in MPSIMS:
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you
Unintentional porn
(hey, I thought it was funny… it’s got to be the unintentional things that baffle and smuse you, right?)
Damn… I really ought to start spellchecking my posts BEFORE I send them! What I meant, of course, was “amuse” in my last phrase.
Saw another one in MPSIMS:
Dieting Dopers and other healthy lifestylers
I think I am obsessed with food (long)
Even more:
From MPSIMS:
Who Designed this Trophy, and what were they thinking???
I need a place to live in Ottawa.
(hey, you never know… the trophy designer may have been too preoccupied with finding a place to live in Ottawa to care how the trophy turned out!)
“Darn, I wish I’d said…”
Holy Crap!
(especially good after you accidentally let slip a “Holy shit!” at the wrong time and/or in the wrong place)
From GQ:
Why is there no poetry in the movies?
Why is there no poetry in the movies?
(the first one got moved, and the second one got closed… hmmm…)
From the Pit:
A letter from Bud Selig to Frank Robinson
You annoying piece of SHIT!
(okay, so Selig might not say that to Robinson, but it’s still sort of funny to think that he might)