This is the best news story, EVER.
“It has three buttons on its chest. One makes it turn into a monkey, the second gives it extra strength, the third makes it invisible,” said Kumari, the housemaid. “He touches a lock and it breaks. But he is afraid of the light.”
Your link was 404 for me. But I did read it about an hour ago on Drudge.
Probably just a monkey. They’re overrunning several parts of India.
You know, for a second I thought Homer’s monkey-butlers had gone on a rampage…
Let me try again…
Dang, for some reason I can’t link to it, though I copied the link from another forum where it worked.