Man Gave Meth To ‘Attack Squirrel’ To Keep It Aggressive
The squirrel was set free.
There go his revival plans.
Oh, great. Now there’s a meth-addicted squirrel running around loose in Alabama!
(I’m sensing a great idea for a SyFy Channel movie, here.)
You can always stick it in your mouth and light it on fire!
~VOW
I only attack bears on meth. Never works out like it want it to. Meth is bad, Kids.
Huh, I thought this thread was going to be about one of my least favorite radio personalities.
What does a squirrel on meth say?
“Here Doggy! C’mere boy!”
Now where would you get that idea?
I think the hamsters are smoking something, too. Sometimes I can see my signature and sometimes I can’t. It should read this:
Cigarettes are like squirrels. They’re perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
I thought Pascagoula was in Mississippi.
Reminds me of Pooh Bear (a fantastic Vincent D’Onofrio) and his pet badger in Salton Sea (an underappreciated movie).
I love Salton Sea. I’d never heard of it until I found it on cable a number of years. Liked it so much I bought the dvd.
I blame the critics.
…& he’s been caught.
But how do you first get them to ingest it?
But what about the squirrel? Has the squirrel been caught?
I’ve find it’s [del]better[/del] less horrible to attack the bears with a meth addiction. At least they are skinnier and have fewer teeth than the other bears.
They are also easier to find, since these are the bears that come up to you at the gas station and ask for money.
“I have cubs back at my den and I just ran out of honey”