Hah!
Sadly, I am nearly there as well.
Solidarity! Together, we can take over the world…but first, lets eat a donut!
Go back to General Questions with your facts and figures, Mr. “20 posts per day”. I say it’s because as a little boy I didn’t want to spend my whole life chasing poon-tang. Best (non) decision I ever made, so nyah!
So…you’re gay because you didn’t want to get rejected by women? You’ve never chased cock? GUYS never USE SEX FOR BLACKMAIL?
Give me a fucking break.
Amen.
I’ve posed this question to a gay friend who felt the term was endearing. He said, “Well, that’s what you guys do… it’s not offensive.”
I don’t think he really thought that through though because now I call him buttfucker.
What? :eek:
I’d just like to add that, while I was drawn to Siege’s boob and BJ references, any possibility of her putatively using them to moderate my opinions into something more acceptable was right out of the question. I am, after all, just enough of a macho man not to submit to being pussy-whipped.
That said, actually some of us do think het sex really is all that 
So, are we using “breeder” to mean “hetero folks who have or want to have children”, or are we using it to mean “all hetero folks, even the ones who’d rather slit their own throats than reproduce”? It makes a difference in the type of programming you’re likely to see when they take over, so I’d kind of like to know what to expect, is all.
Breeders. That’s what my grandfather called the healthy Hereford heifers on the back lot at the farm.
I’d rather not have that term applied to me, but if people want to be rude and classless, you can’t do much to stop them.
FB
Rejoice, all ye heathens. (I love that line.)
I have the perfect plan.
I propose that for six days each week, no suggestion of any kind of sexuality be allowed in the media. Everyone must forget that there is such a thing as sex. The seventh day will be reserved for all manner of screwing, lap-dancing, etc. This may seem unnecessarily harsh, but when I am queen both queers and breeders (who will get along just fine most of the week) will thank me for it.
I propose this because all this non-stop talk of sexuality (homo- and hetero-) gets a little boring eventually. Even underwater.
Oh geeze, are we now adding “breeder” to the list of words that people are supposed to take offense at, and if used will then degenerate the thread from its original subject to discussions of whether the word should have been used or not?
Don’t we have enough words on that list?
While the Gay Guy gently weeps…
Esprix
It gets annoying to you to hear about it?
Imagine how annoying (and worse. Oh, how) it is to have YOUR rights VOTED UPON by people who obviously have no fucking clue what you’re about. It would be like a blind ferret voting to bring back NASCAR; blind ferrets have no fucking clue either way. In many cases it’s the exact same fucking thing with non-heterosexuality and politics. They have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER. They think it’s this degenerate sinful lifestyle that has to be kept in check or the whole nation will just spontaneously burst into flames.
Oh, and the children. Something about the children.
Yeah, totally.
Or, you know, just ignored. The best way to guarantee you don’t get anything from someone who doesn’t know who you are is to just sit and do nothing. Lord knows it worked for women’s lib, black rights, rights of children, Europe during WWI and WWII, etc. All chock full of people who sat and did nothing and got exactly what they wanted.
You want rude and classless? Try DOMA, sweety. Try legislation to make damn well sure you can’t marry the human consenting adult you love. Try being within earshot of hearing people who will eventually be your relatives talking about the nice, fiery home for homosexuals when they die.
Bigots have EONS of experience being rude and classless. We couldn’t catch up to them with Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Flux Capacitor.
I thought I remembered him deny it in his Diane Sawyer interview last fall (click on “Interview 10/09/03” under “Primetime Thursday” to see the interview; I couldn’t find a transcript, but it’s near the beginning). Listening to it now, interestingly he doesn’t give an outright no, though he refers to a potential mate as “she” and doesn’t believe people should automatically assume he’s gay because of his manner. According to the Primetime Special, he said no in his Rolling Stones interview, but that’s not available online so I can’t confirm it. At any rate, it’s a bit of a stretch to lump him in with gay entertainment, since he’s obviously either heterosexual, bisexual, or in the closet.
Oh for fuck’s sake. Do you think I’m really so thick as to NOT realize that there is a VERY REAL problem with Gay Rights in the USA? All I’m saying is that it might help if people saw Gays as PEOPLE first and GAY second. I grew up with Uncle Ken and “Uncle Joey”. It never occured to me until I KNEW what gay was that they were gay! They weren’t in the closet, Ken was quite fem, but neither were they so flaming and in your face that you couldn’t help but view them as “the gay uncles”. Get it? I saw them as people first and Gay second. It didn’t matter that they were gay to me because they did all the things that everyone else did. We were not treated to a gay rights tirade every time I went to visit, which was often; nor did they make a big deal out of their lifestyle. Uncle ken even taught sunday school at our church, which teaches that homosexuality is a sin. They made burgers, went to work, had parties, listened to music, enjoyed some sports, went to art openings <Joey is a portrait painter> and generally were like everyone else except that they happened to be gay. Nobody Cared! I’m tired of getting dumped on because someone annoys me. One trick ponies no matter what the trick get TIRESOME.
I’m going to be quite honest and express my confusion over why I am being attacked as a DOMA supporter because I’d rather not be called a ‘breeder’. Explanations?
You have no idea where I stand on these issues. You have also assumed ignorance on my part. All because I said I didn’t relish a certain less-than-endearing term, you assumed that I gave a pass to all the high-minded, high-horsed, self-righteous busy bodies who have no business sticking their noses into other people’s personal lives.
Could you please sketch out this leap of logic for me?
Now there’s a stereotype you don’t see much anymore: the misogynistic queen.
Can’t say I’ve really missed it, either.
Actually, the Cathy comic has been around for ages.
(yeah yeah, I know she’s unmarried an in her 30’s but she does talk about diet foods and bathing suits, and seems to sweat A LOT)
No, we won’t, because I’m officially giving permission on behalf of all heterosexuals everywhere that they’re allowed to use the term breeder as much as they want. Anyone who complains is designated a Fucking Whiner, and may be safely ignored.
Stay tuned for forthcoming announcements on the terms “honky” and “cracker.”
Signing out.
Miller
President of the International Association of Honky Breeders
Good job Miller! You have my vote next PIAHB election.
Of course, I meant IAHB.
So, Miller, is there enough of a market for honkeys that breeding them is profitable, or do you just do it as a hobby? Does your organization have a newsletter where I could learn more about honkey breeding?