Why do Het’s act the way they do?
You know, the men, with their big beer bel-lies, scratching their ‘personal area’, spitting, the BO? Their dreadful sense of style? Cheap cologne? Very uncivilized? Talk about women (who they supposedly love) as Bitches, the Old Lady, The Wife? Have very little to do with raising their children…except to say, “Hey, I ain’t shooting blanks.” They crave oral sex, then either disdain the woman who obliges, or call someone they HATE a nasty euphemism for the vary same act? What about Het Women? Polyesther pants in very noisy colors, that fit them maybe 3 sizes ago? Having children…then ignoring them. Or, getting Pregnant…and aborting the child because it is inconvenient? Then there is their tendancy toward ‘Country’ decor…you know that blue/gray color, lot’s of oak or (shudder) oak veneer, geese doodads, samplers that say, “Back Door Friends are Best”…and those hideous magazines! Right in the grocery store. “How to enjoy sex with you husband!”, “Never had an Orgasm? Ten Tips on how to enjoy Sex!” “Husband won’t make love? Try these teasers?” Is that all you people think about? Then of course, the “Ask The Pediatrician” column in these same magazines…“My son fell iceskating yesterday. This morning his ankle is all purple and swollen three times the size. He can’t stand on it. What should I do?” …Here’s a hint, idiot: Take him to the Dr. and don’t write to a monthly magazine to figure it out!
Also they way they talk. Dese, dem’s doze.Ain’t. Ir-Regardless…Is it put on? If so Why? Or are they simply genetically inferior? Also, why are they so…well, unattractive?
Heterosexual’s should stop complaining about ugly Lesbian’s unless they stop breeding them!-- Rita Mae Brown