ATTENTION - I Own Today, July 19

Please pay me due homage, as you are all using today - July 19 - under my good graces (and I’m not even charging). Ownership of this day was granted to me by bagkitty in this thread back when I was looking for a date. (Not quite the kind of date I had in mind, but it’ll do.)

Bow to me, minions. (No, the other way… :wink: )

Thank you.

Esprix

bows to Esprix

I bow to Esprix and ask for his day off.

Yeah, can we make it a city or county holiday or something?

Then I’d really be bowing to you.

I could really use a day off.

You might own today, but the night belongs to lovers.

I thought that was Virginia.

Happy day, Esprix!

Yes. When shall I expect you to arrive, big boy? :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, have a happy day, Esprix! You know, now you can do what you want. :slight_smile:

F_X

More like who he wants. :smiley:

I wish! But I do have a few boys to tide me over… :wink:

Esprix

So Esprix, what do we get to call this great and wonderful day? Bow to Esprix Day?, or how about The Day Esprix rules the world?. ??

I’d bow, but I’m not a minion. Plus at my age, bowing is not something I can do easily. Plus it wasn’t that good a day… Try to do better next year, OK?

“Esprix Day” has a certain French-like charm…

Esprix

Sorry, FairyChat - no refunds, no exchanges, no returns.

I am, indeed, a harsh mistress.

Esprix

I had your day off! How cool is that!

By the way, are any fireworks planned? Or do I get holiday pay? Or both?

May I have a special dispensation due to this being my birthday and all? Or can I at least hold some position of great power or special spiritual significance?

bow to Esprix

as, this being his day, he is the patron saint or pagan spirit of “bosses who don’t think things through” day - at least where I work!

I hope your day has been worth the effort it took to acquire it. The homage at least must be gratifying!

I’ll bow, but I ain’t gonna pick up the soap.

Yeah, really – like *tevya, this is the anniversary of my then-not-yet-triumphant entry into this vale of existence (19/JUL/61). Do we get at least 2-for-one drinks?

My, my, the minions are pushy tonight, aren’t they? Wait until tomorrow - I don’t care what happens tomorrow. :wink:

Esprix