Please pay me due homage, as you are all using today - July 19 - under my good graces (and I’m not even charging). Ownership of this day was granted to me by bagkitty in this thread back when I was looking for a date. (Not quite the kind of date I had in mind, but it’ll do.)
I’d bow, but I’m not a minion. Plus at my age, bowing is not something I can do easily. Plus it wasn’t that good a day… Try to do better next year, OK?
May I have a special dispensation due to this being my birthday and all? Or can I at least hold some position of great power or special spiritual significance?
Yeah, really – like *tevya, this is the anniversary of my then-not-yet-triumphant entry into this vale of existence (19/JUL/61). Do we get at least 2-for-one drinks?