pops out of a cake, clad only in strategically-placed streamers
Make a wish and blow…! 
Nice cake.
:: pointlessly leers at matt ::
I’ll just leave this card for the Birthday Boy and be on my way.
Happy Birthday, Esprix!
Hope you have a great birthday, Esprix!
Happy birthday. Enjoy the day and hope that you celebrate many many more.
Happy Birthday Esprix!!
Happy Birthday Esprix
[sub]I gave you a one trick pony[/sub]
Many, many happy returns to you Esprix. I hope your day is fabulous.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Esprix! Hope you have a happy and fun year!
Esprix, I was saving this cute dancing boy for your birthday, but he got away. (Gotta start remembering to lock the basement)
Happy Birthday. Have fun.
Oh, so that’s what those young Chicano studboys with ping pong paddles were doing: lining up to give Esprix his birthday spankings.
Happy birthday, Esprix.
Happy birthday, Esprix!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESPRIX!!!
Me too!
I mean, uh…
Word!
No, wait…
Hippity-hoppity heigh-ho brifday, mmkay?
Happy Birthday to you
Direct from the Zoo
May you get lots of presents
And an Asian boy too!
Happy birthday, 'Sprix!
moon
Fuckin Libras.
<best marilyn monroe breathy voice>
Happy birthday…to you…
Happy birthday…to you…
Happy birthday, dear Esssprix…
Happy birthday to you…
</best marilyn monroe breathy voice>
Hey, if I can have a dream of someday performing “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” in real voice in drag, I can sing “Happy Birthday”… 
jayjay (would an Esprix fan club be called the Corps d’Esprix?)
Woo! Happy birthday, Esprix. For your gift, I promise to carefully spell your name from here on in. 
Have a great day!
Happy birthday, Ess-Pricks! Have a good one and have many good ones in the future.