Yes, ma’am.
Then jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump!
Sorry, a little Seussian flashback there. Address posted for your reply!
I hope you forged my sig!!!
I’m feeling a little too lazy to e-mail you right now, but I feel optimistic about later today.
Then what if I feel lazy about e-mailing you the preview lola? What then, huh? Huh? First your husband tells me this lame-ass no real nudity involved story, and now this? What is up with you wacky Canuks?*
Can you tell I had a long day at the studio? 
Thanks all! Just a couple more weeks, I promise.
*[sub]Don’t worry, my ICQ list is covered, I’m just going to send y’all the um, thingy as an off-line transfer thingy[/sub]
I like to move it, move it.
As in e-mail, which has been sent on its way. 
Nou doe je jas uit, en warm maar eerst je handen.
Want kouwe jatten aan me lijf, daar ril ik van.
Het lijk’ wel winter, 'k heb de kachel laten branden.
Die regen hè? Daar vind ik ook niks an.
Sorry, just typing along with an MP3.
[sup]Well take off your coat, and warm your hands first.
'Cause cold paws on my body, that makes me shiver.
It looks like winter, I’ve kept the heat on.
That rain huh? Don’t like it either.[/sup]
Bump!
Remember - I won’t be able to reach you unless you e-mail me!
Just a couple more weeks, and all will be revealed!
Hoo Ahh!
Oooh… What story did Feynn tell ya??
Feynn told the whole board this story. I think he should refrain from telling stories unless they involve real embarrassment or real nudity…I’m a very busy woman, I don’t have time to read about his new flannel boxers!
Oooh, and come Wednesday I will no longer be in the porno business! I’ll be making cartoons for kiddies. Hoo Ahh!
tater - for some reason, such a sudden switch is rather scary! The next generation of children will bear careful watching… I mailed you & I included my board name before you posted the reminder - 1. did you get it safely? 2. I use 220v, so can I have your toaster (sorry wring!)? 3. Hi Opal! 4. That was my first Hi Opal! (a comment that doesn’t belong in the list, but hey…) 5… That story wasn’t properly embarrassing, not like the time that I, as a teenager, was wandering around my bedroom nude, secure in the knowledge that it was a first floor room & thus safe from other viewers, then turned round & saw a double decker bus stopped outside… :o
I did get it & what a pretty IRL name you have, too.
You can have my toaster as soon as I get a four-slot model. It has a bun warmer!
And I am a bit worried about the sudden switch, but the good news is I will no longer have to worry about getting fat from all the salami (and that’s not a double entendre…).
Heh, the only time I’ve been naked and really embarassed was right after TinyTot was born. I was taking a shower, and I thought I heard MisterTot talking to somebody, so I asked and I thought he said he was alone. So I come strutting out with a towel on…my hair and walk smack into two of his friends (whom I didn’t know very well). Frankly, I was more embarassed that I was so flabby & stretch-marky than anything else.
- ehm - tater - it’s not as if I’m going to tell an old pro how to do her job, but I really don’t think that you’re supposed to, you know, literally eat the salami. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. (Note to self: Avoid discussing tater’s profession over dinner again.) And Hoo Ahh! right back at ya!
S. Norman
But it’s chock full of beefy goodness!
[Homer Simpson] mmmmmm, beefy goodness [/Homer Simpson]
Sorry - it just flashed in my mind and fell out my fingers…
Heh, I do feel a bit Homer-ish, sucking on my salami. But I only did that a couple of times!!! Just so y’alls know…
Anyhoo, I think I’m missing about 25 people, but if they don’t want their preview FINE. I care not. This is only the coolest, most neat-o-finit-o thing anyone has ever done on this board, but if they want to miss out, it’s their decision.
Boy, am I going to feel stupid if y’all don’t like it.
BTW, it occured to me that if one went back and read every post on this board from the time I registered, one might be able to figure out what I was up to. If one were smart, that is.
Pay attention, I just might drop a clue or two in the next couple of weeks…
Now, I am going to bed to dream the dreams of the sweet and pure.
Hey! I leave for a day or so (looking into setting up a correspondence school for evil plotters, if you must know), and you start leaving me out! Well, I’ve sent the email and bumped the thread. I’d better see a preview soon–and there’d better not be any salami involved. <smirk>
Dammit - Balance doesn’t want any salami. Shit, now I gotta start all over. 
…I didn’t find out about this till too late, so I couldn’t send my signature in…but I really wanna know what’s going on, so will anyone ever tell me? Or will it remain a top-secret conspiracy?
I believe all will be revealed in good time, Broken Doll. I might add that I’d be highly surprised if this passed without just about everyone hearing about it.
S. Norman