To get your name on the secret preview mailing list, I need those by Midnight, tonight, Central US Time. Only those who contributed signatures are eligible.
And if you want me to include your data in my chart in time for it to be included in the preview, I need that by Midnight tonight, Central US Time, as well. I will continue to take submissions, but those will be entered at my leisure.
Less than two weeks, more than one day to go! Hoo Ahh!
No no. I’m not the last one. There’s always the Chancling to carry on the name.
Awwww, I just wanted to say that’s a cute baby, J.C. 
Aw gee…now I’m all blushing.
It’s amazing how they turn your brain to mush isn’t it?
Hijack over. Return to your tasks…
Now it is time for me to go into the mandatory silence period. You know, just like when a company is going to have an IPO, all the bigshots gotta keep their traps shut? Or maybe they don’t do that, I could be making stuff up.
So I will go and retreat into Command Headquarters and contemplate what I am about to bring onto the boards. The reprecussions…they could be enormous. Or perhaps, nobody could give a rat’s ass about the fruit of my labor.
Just know this, that this project is my gift of love to you all. I thank each and everyone of you for your help in making this the best evil plot that anyone, IMO, has ever plotted on this board.
:::cue soul-lifting music:::
tater -
Did I mail you to get a preview? thinks
Maybe I’ll just email from home tonight to make sure.
until further notice, I shall be Tater’s spokesperson. I will answer all queries as best I can. You shall all recieve previews if you mail the address above
Twisty
Communication Coordinator for taterEvil, inc.