The Master reigns in the Pit, as he does in MPSIMS.
C’mon Euty, we already worshipped you. You didn’t have to bring out the BIG guns. I mean, Cecil in a post-count party thread?! You may have brought the End of the World as We Know It.
Wait a minute. Speaking as a cynic of long standing, TEOTWAWKI could only be a good thing, so…
Rock on, Euty!
<Resumes following the nekkid Mermaid, which is the real reason he came in here.>
(“pant, pant, GASP!” zoogirl comes running up)
Is HE here? Where! Where?!
I missed him?!!!
Oh, DAMN!!!
Well Euty, ya know I’ve always thought you rocked, MIGHTILY, but I never thought you could actually summon the MASTER!
(zoogirl exits backwards, bowing low to both Euty and the cyber-dust where Cecil has so lately trod)
I just feel the need to post to a thread the Perfect Master has posted to. Woo-hoo!
Dammit. I always miss the party.
<pout>
Delirious.
Congrats on finally reaching triple digits! Of course, I would rather get 100 columns from you than 100 posts, but anything at all is better than nothing.
I am duly impressed.
Euty, you truly do rock.
No, no, no… Euty RAWKS. As only Euty can.
Wow. I am in awe.
-BK
That was a great trick, Euty! You done good.
(Hi Cecil.)
I predict that this thread will go to at least four pages, since people will post willy-nilly to it in the hopes that they will get a response from the one for whom the thread was started.
I’m only posting to it to be a party-pooping snotball by making remarks like that. 
(I stand by my theory, though.)
I’m just surprised that no one yet has pointed out the blatant grammatical error in the subject line. It should be “sticks his neck out”, not “stick.”
Damn me! Damn me all to hell!
Just like the evil one, hmmm
Euty, my dear, sweet man. You so ROCK!!!
I humbly bow before you in awe and admiration.
And I almost got to play scrabble with you once. 
Oh Great, Wondrous, Elucidating, Contumelious Master of this Domain, I humbly curtsey in your direction; vainly wishing for a brief glimpse of you. [sub](wearing one of my lowest cut blouses, naturally…)[/sub]
Actually, since you got the Perfect Master to post, maybe it should have been
Hey! Aren’t any of you sticking around to help clean up? This happens after every party…I bake, you guys leave cupcake wrappers everywhere, and nobody seems to understand the concept of a wastebasket.
And I thought Cecil’s appearance was perfect…concise, witty, and provocative. AND he tossed his empty punch cup in the trash rather than leave it on the piano like Fenris.
Cecil reads these fora?
I’m gonna have to get some better material!
Good on 'ya Euty!
Oh and Purp, for once I was standing in the right place. Thank you.
Once again, just another “me too” in a thread The Master has graced many posts ago. Sigh. One day I will be here in time to welcome him.
While we’re on the subject, you misused a comma and entirely forgot the whole semicolon construct;) OP title SHOULD have read (making no promises for capitalization):
Attn: Cecil Adams; or, Eutychus Sticks His Neck out … Maybe a Little too Far.
Ok - Euty…
How did you manage to hack Cecil’s password?
Well done man!
Musta been the kiss you planted on him at the last ChiDope. He probably figured he owed you or something.