I actually have gotten a response from Unca Cecil. In one of the many threads on the board charging for membership, I offered an alternative fundraising method.
The Cecil Sperm Bank-get your own test tube of his Teeming Millions!
He responded with
"I can offer a far superior delivery modality."
So that’s 2 posts explained, 98 to go.
Happy 100, Master!
Nice to see you around every once in a while…
::touches the thread::
Ooh. I feel blessed now.
jessica
I believe. I believe. I believe.
Thank you.
Happy 100!
Unca Cece is a cross-dresser!!!
:eek:
I have more posts than Cecil Adams? That is so wrong.
Wait, do I have more posts? I never keep track of these things.
OMG TEH MASTAR BE HERE!!!111111111111
Congrats Mr.Adams
OMG TEH MASTAR BE HERE!!!111111111111
Congrats Mr.Adams
Very sorry about the double post. /me grovels before the Perfect Master.
Really!
I printed this thread last evening, without reading it.
Went home, read it. Cecil’s post wasn’t ON there!
It was invisible!
I am serious!
wooooooooo:cool:
Where may we send the brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts?
This must be the glow you get from a celebrity drive-by.
I guess brevity is the soul of wit after all.
-me
Happy 100, sir.
Hey, doesn’t 100 posts rate a load of cheese? What kind of cheese does Cecil like? Perhaps a smoky gouda or a nice ripe brie?
Hmph. People have been complaining this is just post-padding, a less-than-spectacular endeavour.
Yet, it’s succint exhortation to reflect on the nature of happiness and whether or not we have attained it. A truly vital question. As Esprix’s sig indicates, this is not the first time the Perfect Master has inquired after the happiness of us Well-Teemed Millions.
Perhaps we should start a Great Debate on the nature of happiness in his honour 
And let us each hope that Mr. Adams is happy, himself.
BLUSH Why thank you, kind sir. ::Hugs Bumba while wearing another similar blouse::
blink [Princess Bride voice] (sorry, I forgot the character’s name) I do not think that word mens what you think it mens.[/Princess Bride voice]
Contumelious: adj. 1.Rudeness or contempt in behavior or speech; insolence. 2. Obstinate resistance to authority; sarcastic; insubordination. The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.
Your wish, O wisest Quebecois, is my command: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=116164
You kids today! In my day, we had to beg and plead three times in three different threads before Cecil would welcome us - and even then, he was smarmy about it! You have it easy! With your clothes and your hair and your rock and roll music…
Esprix
Gets down on knees and kowtows to Unca Cece
Oh Great and Powerful Master… Ruler of All… Holder of the Crystal Ball of All Knowledge [sub]PING[/sub]… One Who Brings Light to the Ignorant… uh… uh… 
Turns toward Eutychus
Oh Wondrous One Who Hath Summoned the Perfect Master… Kowtows at Eutychus
Gets up and dusts off her knees
Punha, I suggest you run in stripes… like that traditional prison clothing, only where there should be white stripes, you cut 'em out. How 'bout that?