I wear Syntax by Webster. I drives the chicks crazy!
I wear Syntax by Webster. It drives the chicks crazy!
Motor oil and sweat! Yeah, baby, yeah!
Helpful hint: a recent study discovered the scents that are most appealing to men and women. They are:
Men: pumpkin and cinnamon
Women: pumpkin and lavender
So, before you go out on that hot date, place a fresh pumpkin seed in each ear and brace yourself for some action!
Other studies have shown that men are attracted to the scent of vanilla. Did you notice the outpouring of vanilla-scented colognes and perfumes in the past few years? They say that subconsciously the smell reminds men of women they love baking goodies for them (like mom and grandma–why this is a turn-on, I leave to the Freudians out there!)
“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!
A Jesusfied sig: Next time I covet thine opinion, I’ll ask for it!
There are at least 2 purfumes out there that overwhelm my ability to reason. Any woman who uses either of them instantly become attractive to me and I can refuse them nothing. I do not know the names of these perfumes, I only know that they threaten my financial stability.
The two perfumes that I wear that get the most reaction from guys are Boucheron and Bijan. Bijan is the one that seems to really get their attention the most. I was followed once, and asked what I was wearing, he wanted to get it for his SO. It was Bijan I was wearing at the time.
For me, I have found two that guys can wear that really drive me crazy. Georgio Red for Men and Crossroads. Gets my attention very quickly!!! I’ve even followed a guy to ask what he was wearing, it smelled so heavenly to me. He told me he was wearing Georgio Red for Men. Yummmmm!!! I, of course, immediately went out and bought my hubby some! Now that I have smelled Crossroads, I’d have a very hard time choosing between the two.
Okay, now I have to go smell his cologne and dream…
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Being a woman, I like most to wear Vanilla Musk, the blend of two scents is a turn-on, even to myself (gulp).
I used to wear this little number called Tabu that seemed to do it for the guys, one in particular who could not dislodge his face from my neck without a great deal of difficulty.
Personally, the biggest turn-on scent for me is a man who exudes the aroma of fresh cut cedar. Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm Gooooooood! Woodchips in his hair, all the better! Lucky for me, my other half is a logger, so I nuzzle him up good every day when he comes home before he hits the shower.
Geez, maybe this belongs in “Things You Won’t Admit in Public”.
I’m finished having kids. The next diaper I want in my life is to be my own!
Despite the valiant efforts of a couple of GQers referencing studies, this is really a MPSIMS kind of thing.
NYC IRL III
is on April 15th. Do you have what it takes?
I refuse to devulge my perfume. The last time I had a favorite, a co-worker asked me what is was. The next day she came in, you could smell her coming a mile away. I got so sick of the scent I haven’t worn it since. Perfume is my passion. I could spend hours in the department stores just spraying those little testers. I smell like a French…well you get the idea.
I love Estee’ Lauder. For men, believe it or not I like Old Spice.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I recently decided lavendar would be my scent of choice. Not lavendar scented perfume, but something that actually smells like the herb. So it good to know that I am reeling the fellas in. (hah.)
My old roommmate swears that people follow her around when she wears Armani’s Rush.
Of course, it works the other way. Every once and a while I smell my ex-boyfriend’s cologne, and RUN the other way.
My husband loves it when I wear vanilla perfume or “Grass” that the Gap makes (I’m not sure they even still make it).
I usually just load up on Yardley lavender soap and some lotion, though…I’m not a huge perfume wearer.
My favorite men’s cologne is anything from Bath & Bodyworks (Canyon is the best…I’ll sometimes steal my husbands and wear it myself) or Xerxes, which I’m not sure if they make anymore either. All my favorites have been discontinued!
The cologne my First Love wore. It’s been more than 20 years, but I still skid to a halt, heart a-thumpin’, when a guy walks by wearing it.
Funny thing is, not only don’t I know what it is, but it smells awful! But sense-memory is amazing . . .
Jovan Musk definitely causes my wife to take notice; so much so that I only wear it when certain activities are in mind…
For me, if Jontu is being worn by a woman, I know it instantly, even from quite a distance. One Gal here at work wears a very light scent that I’m sensitive to. I don’t know the name, but I can tell if she’s even walked down the hall in the last 20 minutes or so.
And then there’s Bijan…
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Thanks to UncleBeer, I now smell more or less like Burma Shave soap.
But when I seek to attract the opposite sex, I fry some onions and garlic in olive oil and dab a bit behind each ear.
Uke