Auuuu au-AU-GUST, Rant she must

That was hysterical.

My gracious. God bless.

Thanks! I loved it! But even if I didn’t, it’s harmless. Almost no one would rag on you for posting it.
Unless your mother was pregnant with you when she was kidnapped by teenagers at a mall, and you’ve had an irrational hatred of anyone taking a selfie ever since…

Legit rant! I don’t envy anyone who’s ever had to date, and it seems like the experience is just getting progressively worse overall.

Getting sick of this fucking allergy season. It’s killing my husband. We bought one of those air filter machines, he’s medicated, but he’s been constantly hacking for months straight. Kleenex is draining our bank account. Poor guy.

Got a response from a women who was attractive and when I introduced myself I never heard back. smh

I told you not to send her a link to this thread…

I’m not following. This makes her fake? Because she didn’t contact you again?

I love this place. :smiley:

It’s hot again.

Fuck.

I’m such a bad friend. A post-partum mommy, who’s been struggling with some anxiety and possible baby blues, basically dumped me by text today, saying our relationship was stressing her out.

Rather than fighting for the friendship, or taking this as a bad sign that she’s isolating herself from support networks, I texted back “OK!” within a nano second, and now I feel like a massive millstone has been removed from around my neck.

I had no idea how much her friendship was stressing ME out till she set me free :smiley:

OK!

I had a pain in the ass client flounce once, telling me, “you won’t be seeing me again!”

My retort, which I guess was strange, “winner, winner, chicken dinner!!”

I just had to check your location field, that was evil :slight_smile:

Damn, now I wish I’d used THAT one :wink:

Yeah, I’ve had it up to here with this fuckin’ humidity. Fall can arrive aaaany day now.

I LOVE the “Ok!”

In fact, no one at work will know that I’ll be thinking of unfriending them when I reply to their whining with “Ok!”

My Aunt has about had it up to here with my Mom’s terrible treatment of her, and now that my mother and I are no longer on speaking terms she is pretty much done with even faking the relationship. When my Mom came for a visit with my Grandma (who lives two doors down) she made herself sit through a couple holiday dinners with my Mom, basically just counting down the hours until my Mom left and I arrived (originally we were supposed to be there at the same time, but then we had this falling out and my Mom waited until the last possible moment to leave before she knew I was due to arrive, just to make things fun for everyone.)

When I was finally there, and my mother arrived back home, she texted my Aunt something like, ‘‘I had such a wonderful time seeing you! Your garden is beautiful!’’ and some other such thing.

My Aunt’s text response was: ok

Now you got it

Remember, in his world, any woman he deigns to show even a vestige of interest in OWES him her time and attention, regardless of her feelings in the matter.

If I give my number to text or call and she doesn’t do it then…it’s obvious

So failing to obey your commands when you’re a stranger makes someone “fake”? You really need to get over that entitlement thing you’ve got going.

Is it possible cg16 is just making a joke?