Avatar fight thread!

[wolfpup]

@Grrr

Nobody’s heels are safe around me!!

You nip at the heels and ankles, I’ll pounce on the upper body. I may be cute and fuzzy but my canine fangs are a terror to behold, and a slow-moving amphibious herbivore is no match for my graceful yet lethal agility!

[Atomic_Alex]

@Riemann

I too have a ring, created as I bend spacetime to my will. Even though I am 21 orders of magnitude less dense than a hummingbird.

OK, I admit it, what is your avatar exactly?

@kunilou

I hate to spoil the fun here, but unless someone has a green kryptonite avatar. . .

Of course, I wouldn’t kill your avatars. I’d simply, for example, pick up the hippo and fly it to a game preserve in Kenya.

And there I was thinking I had the best, or at least most powerful, flying avatar

@Heracles

My Rover will approach you bobbing speedily along the beach, and you will end up pinned under it, wondering why you can’t remember the physical takedown itself. It will put you back in your place, and you still won’t know whose side it’s on – or, indeed, whose side you’re on.

I actually thought your avatar was one of those golf-ball radar dome covers.

Don’t people captured by Rover actually end up inside it before they’re carried back to the Village? Or am I misremembering?

[TheChileanBlob]

I’ll engulf you all!

[Chronos]

Riemann’s avatar is an Einstein ring, an image created by a foreground galaxy gravitationally lensing a more distant galaxy.

I’m not sure how mine would win, but if it lost, it would turn back time to before the fight and try again.

[Moriarty]

Beware my Bartitsu skills!

[Atomic_Alex]

@Chronos

Riemann’s avatar is an Einstein ring, an image created by a foreground galaxy gravitationally lensing a more distant galaxy.

Ah I see, thanks

[I_Love_Me_Vol.I]

You do not vanquish the Tao
You strive to become one with it

There is no fight because there is no contest
I can not lose for I do not play

Above all
I exist

[running_coach]

@I_Love_Me_Vol.I

You do not vanquish the Tao
You strive to become one with it

There is no fight because there is no contest
I can not lose for I do not play

Above all
I exist

No gray areas for you, I see.

[I_Love_Me_Vol.I]

@running_coach

No gray areas for you, I see.

Sorry! Got confused there… thought I was my avatar for a second.
Hmmmm… let’s just say I was channeling the Tao. Or something.

[cmkeller]

I’m not sure if my avatar is a male or female platypus, but if it’s male, it can sting your avatars something fierce with its foot spurs.

If female, it can lay mammalian eggs way better than any of your avatars can. Not much use in a fight, I suppose, but perhaps they will be so impressed by the apparent impossibility of it that they will surrender.