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Is that sufficiently bowlderized for everyone?
Holy shit.
Super Mega Awesome (if you like that kind of thing).
They fucked with the wrong Mexican!!!
Looks better than the “Grindhouse” style movies actually released with Grindhouse. Great cast!
“You’re absolved from all your sins; now get the F*&^ out!”
Very VERY awesome!
I want to wait, get a gigantic television, and get this, Kick Ass, and Sucker Punch on Blue Ray and attempt to melt my brain.
Holy crap! Holy crap!
[spoiler]I was all like - “this looks pretty good!”. Then Danny Trejo intestine-rappels through a window, and I said “Holy shit!” Then I saw Jeff Fahey - “oh, he’s cool - even better!”
Then I saw Michelle Rodriguez and, admittedly, I went back down to just “pretty good” cause I can’t stand her.
But then Steven Seagal got me back up to “holy shit!”.
Then I saw Robert-fucking-De Niro, and my head exploded.
Anyone have a paper towel?[/spoiler]
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Just watched it again. I am not worthy to gaze upon that thing.
My husband takes full credit for this movie finally getting made.
He went to see Danny Trejo speak locally and afterward, went up to speak with him (and get his autograph on his Grindhouse version Machete poster and to have a picture made with him.)
Husband asked him when they were going to get around to making this thing a real movie because the fake trailer was amazing. Danny very much agreed and said he’s been working on Robert Rodriguez for a while to convince him to shoot it. They talked about it for a while and Danny told him, “Hey, maybe you should bug him about it too. Can’t hurt to have lots of people demand it.” and he gave Husband Rodriguez’s email address.
Of course, Husband came home and emailed immediately…and a few more times to make sure. Of course, he’s not the reason it was made but he likes to claim credit saying it was his emails that finally convinced Rodriguez the fans would really pay to see the film.
I heard that the story has been SLIGHTLY revised … the reason for Danny Trejos’ character’s awesomeness is now …
wait for it …
midochloridians.
Wait, *is *this a real movie? I thought it was a fake trailer?
That really does look like a good movie. I’m surprised a bit.
Apparently it’s a real trailer for a real movie, both based on a fake trailer.
This movie is a direct result of my life collapsing.
See, Newton says that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
My life sucks at the moment… and to balance it out…
MACHETE!
So, do you think it’s worth it?
I think I crapped my pants a little.
It’s worked out for me, so far.
Finally! I can’t Freakin wait. Awesome.