“This Seder will be great. You won’t believe how good it’ll be…it’ll be amazing. But, that Lying Pharaoh. Sad!”
What a door you have just opened.
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[li]How is this President different from all other Presidents? [/li][li]I bought a cabinet seat for two zuzim. [/li][li]List the plagues (I challenge you to stop at only 12). [/li][li]Which of the four sons is he? The one who is wise, the one who is wicked, the one who is simple, or the one who does not know how to ask a question. How about the fifth son, the one who does not know how to *answer *a question?[/li][/ul]
There’s a lot more potential material here. And the season is coming up, too.
How so?
Sorry, I mean 10 plagues. But that was then. We’ve already had more than 10 in just the first month.
It’s be an improvement over what seems to be his current diet of brown acid and shrooms.
Prices coming down is good, right?
That’s all you need to hear. Don’t think beyond that, it will only make your head hurt.
That’s the Post of the Day, right there.
“This night is different from all other nights because: 306 electoral college votes. We were not supposed to crack 220. You know that, right? There was no way to 221 but then they said there’s no way to 270. I have the hugest hands”
What this press conference shows is that the hatred pouring out from sane people everywhere is really getting to Trump.
So the only sane thing to do is amp up the hatred. Make sure he hears it every time he turns on a tv. Make sure he sees it every time he goes out in public. Make sure he feels it whenever he dares stray outside his bubble. Keep the pressure on. Don’t let up for a minute. Anything else he’ll read as weakness and that will sustain him. Ignore those who say we need to give the president a chance or that we need to mend fences. That might work with an ordinary politician but not with Trump. Hate is our only weapon.
I get that he won’t like it, but what do you think it will make him do?
Yeah, I was going for a old movie quote (see below), but since I didn’t vote for Trump, I had to use "we’ as in “We, the USA”.
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Thank God I bookmarked this just after the election:
[/QUOTE]I was actually thinking of an Alec Guinness line, I think the movie is well-known enough to not mention: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlvKydE0EVA
And upon further review, I should have added these words, spoken just after the above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7_G2grxJE
This is not about Elections, (or even politics).
If we had a “Laugh Scornfully At Trump” forum, it would go there, but I guess I’ll send this to MPSIMS.
I presume that the OP was intended as sarcasm.
[ /Moderating ]
Best Trump quote: his administration is not in chaos, it is “a fine-tuned machine.”
R-I-I-I-I-GHT.
The Bluesmobile was also a ‘fine-tuned machine’ - right up until the end 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8G0e81hN4M
You guys crack this Gentile up. 
It’s got a Trump motor, a short-fingered Russian plant, it’s got Trump tires, Trump suspensions, Trump shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good once we dismantle the EPA. What do you say, is it the new administration or what?
“Cummings: ‘No idea why President Trump would make up a story about me like he did today’”
It appears that The Donald is not capable of uttering one word of truth.
We may be referencing the wrong movie. I can’t see Trump going to any effort to pay off a debt.
I really don’t know which is more horrifyingly funny: characterizing Trump House as “a finely tuned machine” or the Obama administration as “[leaving] a mess.”