[b]Fuck TV ads About Bodily Functions, etc.[/b]

Per 5que - I would never know my four hour erections were not normal without these commercials.

Good point. I retract my OP.

It’s either that, or buy enough supplies to build yourself a tampon box fort, right?

spits seltzer water all over her monitor

I think “Mr. Toe Fungus” is worst, especially while chowing down on a meal.

Not exactly a bodily functions commercial, but I hate the bleach commercials where the guy is all set to dive into bed and he freezes in midair and looks down to see that his mattress has become a festering, simmering, glorping melange of crusty oily evil filth. Bleurgh.

And I think “Tampons, whee!” should be our Official Battle Cry if we ever have another sexual revolution.

Oh yeah, that one is so nauseating.