Here’s one for you, B. A Wally original:
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.
It helps a lot when I have something in the profile to work with. 
YES! Thank you Wally! I’m tellin ya… that is perfection. I will display it with honor. Too funny!
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.
- Another TRUE Wally original! Accept no substitue!
It was Steven Wright who once said:
“I was said because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.”
You guys had legs?? We had to screw a pair of broomsticks in our bloody stumps every morning before we went to school!
You had stumps?
And what does Stephen Wright have to do with any of this?