Babelpescados, Babelpoisson, Babelfische

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I typed a little short story (a work of fiction) into the Babelfish translator – the story’s rather odd, I know – and, few translations later, it devolved into a jumble of words, describing (from what I gather) a menage à trois with a fork:

*I spilled hot bacon grease on my lap. The pain was unbelievable, but I didn’t go to the hospital. Instead I rubbed butter on my crotch, sprinkled it with Cheddar cheese and gave my girlfriend a treat…She undergoes a triple bypass tomorrow. *

Into Spanish and back:

I spilled the hot fat of the bacon in my lap. The pain was incredible, but I did not go to the hospital. In place I rubbed mantequilla in my crotch, I sprinkled with Cheddar cheese and I gave it to my fiancee convite… that she experiences triple bridge morning.

Then into French and back into English:

*I reversed the hot grease of bacon in my recovery. The pain was incredible, but I did not go to the hospital. In place I rubbed the mantequilla in my fork, I sprinkled with Cheddar cheese and I gave it to him to my convite fiancee… this tests the triple morning of link. *

To German and back:

IIch removed the hot fat of the bacon in my restart. The pain were unbelievable, but I did not go to the hospital ** time out ** into workstation I to delete to d mantequilla into my fork, I spray with Cheddar cheese and I give it to him too my convite fiancee… this test d three-way mornings of Link.

Cutting-edge technology is fun!!

But who the hell is this Link and what’s he doing with my utensils?

stv

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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

to chinese and back.

This only quick brown fox jumps the lazy dog.
(sounds racier)

Then to japanese and back…

Only the orphan of this fast brown the lazy dog it jumps.

(now it’s not racy, its a parentless, hyperactive dog, and the fox is missing altogether)

Now to Italian and back

Only orphan of the this color fast brown the dog that lazy jumps.
(now the dog is lazy, still has no parents, but won’t fade with washing)

to korean and back

This military discipline quick brown only Goa dog lazy river.

(now the dog has parents again, but it’s a militaristic dog, and now a river is involved somehow)

Let’s slap it to Portuguese and then back to the mother tongue.

This sluggish river of disciplines quickly of the military dog of Goa of the brown only.

I dunno about you, but I’d like to buy a vowel.

To german, then french, and back.

This inert river of the disciplines quickly of the military dog of Goa only of brown.

I’m punching out
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