66d. Toddlers instictively know when you are exhausted or hungover, and decide that is they day they want to get up EARLY.
Rule #69. Toddlers have magic arms.
It doesn’t matter how far back from the edge you put something: If a toddler can see something, the toddler will have it.
Rule #70. Toddlers make free-climbers look like wimps.
If it can be climbed, the toddler will climb it. If it can’t be climbed, the toddler will climb it anyway.
70a. The ability of the toddler to climb the item will be directly proportional to the amount of money spent on the device to keep the toddler from climbing it. (They learn this from watching the squirrels get at your birdfeeder.)