DISK BRAKES! - WITH COOLING VENTS! Why? Makes me think of the baby costume scene in The Incredibles. Just what do you expect to be doing with this baby?
I just about accept that disk brakes on the front of a performance downhill racing mountain bike will be useful. But a pushchair? Is this a designer’s joke?
::shakes head sadly::
Well, I’m planning to drag-race my son with my friends down the biggest hills we can find, so those brakes’ll work great when he learns how to use them. Until then, I’m hoping a tree’ll suffice to stop the stroller.
E. (Who will admit to wanting the stroller with the iPod attachment…)
So they don’t overheat. Duh. :rolleyes:
This baby buggy is flame-resistant up to 20,000 degrees! It has disk brakes, cooling vents- and it’s machine-washable, that’s a new feature, dahling.
However, the rubber bumpers cost extra.
When I was a baby, my mother left my baby buggy, with me still in it, outside on the sidewalk in front of a clothing shop and she went in to shop. This was pretty normal for mothers to do back then. (Ah, the good-old, trusting days of yore.)
At any rate, when mom and my aunt came out of the shop, they lifted the little netting that covered the carriage and looked in to check on me.
Out flew a bat.
My mother about had a heart attack on the spot and my aunt screamed loud enough that the patrons of the shop all came out to see what happened.
Wonder if these new-fangled baby buggies have bat repellent.
And yes, I am a night person, but no, I do not like my steaks bloody.
Without** carbon fiber** baby buggy bumpers, it’s just a perambulator. :rolleyes:
WOW… Oh wait, baby BUGGIES…
I thought you said baby BUDGIES now with… disk brakes and cooling vents…
I actually thought that this was something to do with talking birds… 
…catapults?
am i supposed to fill in the blank in the title or what??
Pff…cooling vents, nuthin’…call me when we get one with ground effects, undercarriage lights, spinner rims and an oversized biplane spoiler…
I ride spinners…I ride spinners…they don’t stop!
Um. Sorry.
do they have roll bars too? That would seem a bit more useful than disc brakes.
Is the next step to make baby buggies with gears?
Flame resistant to 20,000 degrees!!! If you need that for your pushchair you also need to be advised that someone has swopped your baby for a dragon.