Baby shit cuisine?!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve had some weird food in my day: Raw horse flesh, raw fish, fish eggs, fish sperm, moldy cheese, fermented milk, and the list goes on.

Shit and/or colon-processed foods seem to be rare on this planet, but not totally unknown. Kopi luwak is a kind of coffee that the civet cat has eaten and shat out. And you thought Maxwell House was crappy, heh.

In any case, having become a new father it has occurred to me that baby shit is really just a kind of “breast milk cheese” (if your woman is breast-feeding, as she should be). Indeed, it smells rather like rotten butter. The other day someone was making “butter-flavored” popcorn in a neighboring office, and I thought, “That smells just like our baby’s shitty diaper!”

Why not make a food of it? It’s ochre in color, saucy, full of curds. You could have baby shit on toast points. Baby shit baked into a cake. A chilled pasta salad tossed with baby shit and kalamata olives, or whatever is in these days. Wild Oats could have a “Baby Shit Bar.”

And all the yuppie fuckers out there who think that sushi is “the shit” could have some real shit for a change. They could ooh and aah over how creamy it is, the pungency of it, the nose/palate/finish of the shit. And the babies would be laughing all the way to the bank.

Tell me what you think about the above.

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I think you’ve put me off popcorn for at least a week.

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I am posessed of quite the iron constitution. I’ve worked with garbage, shit and all manner of filth in the past, but your post made me queasy.

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Pedocoprophilia?

You wish to have that associated with your posting name here?

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Wouldn’t that more properly be pedocoprophagy? :smiley:

We need that pukey smiley more than ever, now. Oy!

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Cecil covers kopi luwak.

And that is ALL I have to add to this discussion.

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It’s often said that a person has “gone batshit,” but Aeschines may be the first person ever to have gone babyshit.

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Well, there’s dung beer and salt rising bread both of which seem to use fecal bacteria to do their fermentation work.

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There is nothing sexual about baby shit cuisine. It is for the gourmand in us, not the perv.

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Need to brush up on your Greek roots. Pedocoprophagy means literally “child shit eating”. Nothing sexual about it.

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So you’re saying they wouldn’t serve it at a NAMBLA get together?

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Not to spoil the fun, what the hell is this? Not all women can breast feed and not all babies can drink breast milk.

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Not all babies can drink breast milk? :dubious:

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Hey…

What’s the soup of the day at the gay Chinese restaurant?

Cream of Sum Yung Gai

What’s the soup of the day at the gay kosher deli?

Cream of Some Young Goy

What’s the daily special at Usama’s Chinese restaurant?

Allahu Akbokchoi

Etc.

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I don’t know, what the hell is it?

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Brush a Greek’s root? That sounds pretty sexual to me.

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This is just sick. Poop comes out of the butt fercryin’ outloud! I’d much rather sprinkle my pasta salad with fresh spit-up.

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Wait a sec, you’ve got something there!

My baby barfs up breast milk a LOT. It’s almost like a kind of yoghurt sauce. Pour it warm on ice cream or–indeed–on pasta salad for a tart, milky treat!

So whether it comes out the anus or the mouth, processed breast milk is good!

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There’s a really funny post out there about a mother and a desceptively yummy looking blob of fecal matter. I’m laughing away, ahh the good ol’ dope. Wouldn’t know how to even begin looking for that post though.

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Uh, I specifically, could not drink breastmilk. I’ve always had it explained to me that I was “allergic to milk”, and my boyfriend (who, in a wierd set of odds, had the same ailment) said he was told he was “casein intolerant.” Whatever it was, my mom tried to keep feeding me breastmilk and I kept losing weight until I looked like one of the starving children on TV. Only then did the doctor agree to see me. I was apparently a day away from death. Formula saved my life.