Milk is pus from the teat of Beelzebub. It is among the more disgusting fluids commonly ingested by humans.
So are there any other people out there who, like me, gag and shudder that the concept of ::choke:: DRINKING MILK?
PS no milk-defending here, people. You guys have the rest of the world’s media to do that in. Let us underrepresented milk haters have this moment alone with each other…
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