Why? Have you developed some new technology that allows you to projectile vomit via the internet?
Nah, I’d just bill you for the ruined keyboard and wrist rest doodad.
That in its own right could be a new cuisine technology.
I can perhaps see a very limited, novelty value for pasteurized babyshit, with all the harmful bacteria cooked out. I doubt anyone would exactly enjoy the taste on crackers or in salad, but perhaps those who enjoy saying such things could tell their friends that they went to some hip party somewhere and ate babyshit.
Baby poo, spit-up…howzabout that placenta!
(You may not want to click on that while you’re eating, just finished eating, thinking about eating, or ever planning on eating again.)
:eek: AAAAAGH! IT’S ROPY!!!
Thing looks like it could crawl onto your face and suck the breath right out of ya.
We really need a puking smiley…
Try telling that to your dog.
And dung beetles. Poo is like filet mignon to those little buggers.
Dog diarrhea mousse?
Cecil did a piece on some women who ate placenta. They kept talking about how it was full of “soul” and spiritual and all that crap. Ugh.
Is there really such a thing as…placental stew?
As a brilliant fast-food commercial of years past put it: “Parts is parts!”