Well, I think I’ll try to check the boards later this evening from home, because my wife is at the hospital preparing for the coming of the Heaplett.
Reckon sometime 'round six tonight I’ll be a father.
Awww, cripes.
Woo-hoo! Congrats to all the Heaps.
Have you considered the name Uriah?
Aintcha going to the hospital? Did they ban you or something?
Congrats and welcome to a brand new world.
Congratulations, Mazel Tov, and Woo-Hoo!! to You-hoo!
WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What joyous news!
To be born on my birthday is a sheer sign of intelligence and spunk! Not to mention vivacity and a tendancy to remember Useless trivia Information.
LET US KNOW as soon as possible. If you have to, take over the nurses station and log on to the boards! I mean, it’s not like they are really working or anything.
I pray for a quick and safe delivery into this cold, cruel world!
GO you!
And, more importantly, Mrs. Heap:D
Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Errr… never mind the encore! Bravo! Bravo!
Does that mean we won’t be seeing you on Thursday? 
Congratulations, good luck, hang in there, keep us posted…
Bring the missus a good pillow and a nice robe. They could well get ruined, but they will make her stay much more enjoyable.
Congratulations.
Woo! Congrats! That’s fabulous news!
Congrats! It’s the most mind numbingly beautiful thing you’ll ever experience.
I’d strongly encourage you to be there in the room with her during the birth. 54 weeks ago today it brought tears to my eyes and made me roar with laughter at the same time.
We’re really excited for you.
And Duck, that was hilarious.
Wow, Congratulations! 
[sub]I guess that I don’t really have anything to add, sorry [/sub]
Hey Gorgon Heap, Congratulations! I’m wishing you, Mrs. Heap, and the little Heap well.
I concur! My husband was in the room for both our children - and I had c-sections. The first time I saw our children were in his arms. It was glorious.
Congrats and easy labor vibes for your wife!
Gorgon, get your ass to the hospital, you wouldn’t want to miss it!
We are waiting on our second, I can’t wait! It’s great!
Congrats! And I hope you weren’t too attached to the whole sleep thing…
let us know. thinking good thoughts for Mom and the baby.
Whew! A heap o’ Heaps! 'Grats to all!
Congratulations to all the Heaps!!
Jim
Hey gang! Just snuck out for a second!! Thanks to you all!! It’s a girl! 7lb!!
Later!!!