Bachelor, party of 1.

Arthor, party of 12. Arthor, your round table is now ready.

Googolplex, party of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000…

Christ, party of 13.

Republicans:

Party of the wealthiest 1%

[Taco Bell] Tangy! Party of two! [/Taco Bell]

Horsemen Of The Apocalype, party of four.

Oh damn all typos! I meant:

Horsemen of the Apocalypse, party of four.

Legion, party of many.

Monster104 wrote:

<brag>

I have pi memorized out to 200 decimal places.

</brag>

Trombone, party of 76.

Muppets, party of…
<Animal>PAARRTEEE! Party! Party! PAARTY!</Animal>
(Just came from this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.phpthreadid=67735)

Beverly Hills, party of 90210

Microsoft, party of…it crashed?..But there’s still millions of people coming?..Are they stupid?

Bakers, party of a dozen

Skanks, party of a gross
::smashed head on table for that one::

George Orwell, party of 1984

Napster, your party has been canceled

[half brag]
You got me beat, I only have pi to 50 decimal places. But I figured 50 was enough.
[/half brag]

Ring, party of one…

<Seuss>
Zaxx, party of two…er, we’ll just put the table beside you, all right?

Things, party of two…
</Seuss>

Kilkenny cats, party of…ugh. Never mind, just bring a mop.

Sheep, party of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…<yawn-snore>

Gonads, party of two.

Eyes, party of four.

Rocky Balboa, party of VI.

Yossarian, party of 22. We will seat you only if you are crazy.

Magnificent, party of seven.

Loneliest number, party of one.

It was Flavor-Aide not Kool aid.

Marx, party of five.

Pity, party of nobody cares.
Prince, Party of 1999

Heinz, party of 57

Planck, party of … damn, I forgot

God, party of one…er…three…er…AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Brahmain, party of 1,000,000

US Army, party of ONE!

Philbin, party of one million

Anne Robinson, party of eight. Goodbye. Party of seven. Goodbye. Party of six…

Opal, party of three

Tarzan, party of tree

Tiger Woods, party of FORE!

Brute’, party of tu.

WD, party of 40
Island, party of 1000