There once was a man from Rangoon
Great comments from Fark:
“Now he has a semi-colon.”
Its just too bad they didn’t tattoo this on his butt cheeks while he was under anesthesia.
true, but he will go through life known as The Rocketrear
Si
He took a rocket to the moon.
More proof that as the world’s population increases, the total intelligence remains constant.
Seriously, the mind boggles at this guy’s thought process. How does one manage to travel so twisted a path of logic that one reaches the conclusion “explosive+rectum=good idea”? Things that go boom do not belong in the body as they are in the process of going boom.
More proof that as the world’s population increases, the total intelligence remains constant.
Seriously, the mind boggles at this guy’s thought process. How does one manage to travel so twisted a path of logic that one reaches the conclusion “explosive+rectum=good idea”? Things that go boom do not belong in the body as they are in the process of going boom.
Sadly, playing with fireworks in ways that can only be classified as weapons-grade dumb is not very uncommon. I’ve seen vids of kids doing the moon rockets, lighting them in their mouth(!), having friends shoot fireball crackers at them – while wearing only underwear and a helmet, and other such acts of clinical brain damage.
rectum…
<obvious joke, but isn’t in the thread yet>
…damn near killed him (sadly, too true)
Si
Mindfield:
Sadly, playing with fireworks in ways that can only be classified as weapons-grade dumb is not very uncommon. I’ve seen vids of kids doing the moon rockets, lighting them in their mouth(!), having friends shoot fireball crackers at them – while wearing only underwear and a helmet, and other such acts of clinical brain damage.
As a not-quite-hijack ( it’s still about Dumb People Playing With Explosives ), you’ve reminded me of one of my favorite Darwin Awards :
Three friends recently spent an evening sharing drinks and exchanging insults at a local cafe in the southeastern province of Svay Rieng. Their companionable arguing continued for hours, until one man pulled out a 25-year-old unexploded anti-tank mine found in his backyard.
He tossed it under the table, and the three men began playing Russian roulette, each tossing down a drink and then stamping on the mine. The other villagers fled in terror.
Minutes later, the explosive detonated with a tremendous boom, killing the three men in the bar. “Their wives could not even find their flesh because the blast destroyed everything,” the Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper reported.
Like I said; there’s nothing so stupid that someone won’t do it. Or even several someones at once.
Yep, he ain’t the first, and probably won’t be the last.
Darwin Award: Unsafe and Insane: Mothers often warn that firecrackers can blow your hand off, but as a 26-year-old Australian learned, they can also remove your gonads from the gene pool. An ambulance rushed to an Illawarra park, after receiving
darwin:
(2003, Australia) Parents often warn that firecrackers can blow your hand off, but as a 26-year-old Australian learned, they can also remove your gonads from the gene pool. An ambulance rushed to an Illawarra park after receiving reports that a man was hemorrhaging from his behind. The mercifully unidentified man had placed a lit firecracker between the cheeks of his buttocks, stumbled, and fell upon it.
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Emergency surgeon Dr. McCurdie said the resulting wound looked like “a war injury.” The explosion was forced upward, “blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, and injured muscles,” rendering the man incontinent as well as sexually dysfunctional. He survived to tell the tale, making him eligible for the dubious honor of a Living Darwin Award.
As a not-quite-hijack ( it’s still about Dumb People Playing With Explosives ), you’ve reminded me of one of my favorite Darwin Awards :
Like I said; there’s nothing so stupid that someone won’t do it. Or even several someones at once.
Indeed; that reminded me of the other Darwin entry about a man, a party, and his blasting cap (2nd runner up).
And almost simultaneous to Butt Bomb guy was this unfortunate prankster who wanted to scare his cow-orkers with a firecracker but counted a few too many mississippis.
Not Darwin material, and not quite as dumb, but still stupid.
Rysdad
November 10, 2006, 3:31am
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“Oh. You said blow IT out your ass. My mistake.”
Brings new meaning to the phrase, “blow it out your ass …”
