Bad advice from dopers

[tr0psn4j]

All advice I’ve taken from Dopers has been good so far. I do see a lot of bad advice out there though. From crazy pet lovers in particular.

[KneadToKnow]

@tpatsfan

And who takes advice and buys 36 rolls of something they have never tried? That was just a bad move on your part.

As was stated, it only comes in the [Anna Russell]giant economy package[/Anna Russell]. The 36-roll pack is the entry level purchase for Kirkland’s toilet paper. It’s not like they decided to try cocaine and bought a kilo.

[elmwood]

@postcards

Bacon salt. What the FUCK is the attraction of that vile, semi-toxic seasoning?

I think it’s got to be related to the “bacon is the most awesome food ever!” meme on the SDMB. By extension, bacon salt must also be teh awesomeness, along with chicken fried bacon, Diet Coke with bacon, bacon jam, bacon cups, bacon flavored envelopes, bacon brownies, bacon matrinis, bacon chocolate, bacon lollypops, bacon floss, bacon coffee, and Beggin’ Strips.

[Turek]

@Spoke

I told you how. In fact, I gave you two clear-cut examples of the book misleading readers. Since you own the book (I do not) I asked you to look up the passage in question. You refused (rather rudely, as a matter of fact). ::shrug::

Link or it didn’t happen.

[Shirley_Ujest]

Overall, I’ve been pretty happy with the advice received here.

[Agent_Foxtrot]

@Jaguars

As a kid, [Vegemite] was fed to me regularly to emphasise that life is not all fun and games.

I’m not sure if this was meant to be funny or not, but I laughed out loud. Can I add this to my sig?